"But I wanted to be a mermaid."
"Mermaids are all black now, you crackas can't be mermaids! Don't say it doesn't make sense, darker skin helps them avoid predators!"
"But she still had red hair. Kinda stands out"
"What are you going as, Colon?"
"Can't you tell? I'm going as a New York Yankee covering first base on a grounder."
"But you aren't wearing any costume!"
"Exactly!"
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First time in football history: Navy beats Army in the AAC conference championship, then repeats the feat a week later in the traditional Army-Navy game.
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Go Navy! Beat Army!
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P.S.: Army plays Notre Dame, too, in about three weeks.
Woke up from a nightmare. I’m not even a Yankees fan.
Wonder who posting in the middle of the night.
Jets (I know, I know. They will find a way to self immolate.) (The rest to be posted Saturday)
Texans trick the Jets
Browns shock the Chargers
Commanders
Saints
Bills
Patriots
Bungles
Cowboys
Ravens
Cardinals
Vikings plunder the Colts on SNF
Chiefs scalp the Bucs on MNF
My Week 9 Picks:
Texans over Jets
Saints over Panthers
Commanders over Giants
Bills over Dolphins
Chargers over Browns
Patriots over Titans
Falcons over Cowboys
Bengals over Raiders
Ravens over Broncos
Cardinals over Bears
Eagles over Jaguars
Seahawks over Rams
Lions over Packers
Vikings over Colts
Chiefs over Buccaneers
WK9:
Texans
Falcons
Bills
Raiders
Chargers
Patriots
Redskins
Saints
Broncos
Eagles
Cardinals
Lions
Rams
Vikings
Chiefs
HOU {{over}} NYJ
ATL {{over}} DAL
BUF {{over}} MIA
CIN {{over}} LV
LAC {{over}} CLE
TEN {{over}} NE
WAS {{over}} NYG
NO {{over}} CAR
BAL {{over}} DEN
PHI {{over}} JAC
ARI {{over}} CHI
DET {{over}} GB
LAR {{over}} SEA
MIN {{over}} IND
KC {{over}} TB
Good luck everybody!!
Houston over New York Jets
Buffalo over Miami
Cincinnati over Las Vegas
Los Angeles Chargers over Cleveland
Tennessee over New England
Washington over New York Giants
New Orleans over Carolina
Baltimore over Denver
Philadelphia over Jacksonville
Chicago over Arizona
Detroit over green Bay
Los Angeles Rams over Seattle
Minnesota over Indianapolis
Kansas City over Tampa Bay
And finally,
Atlanta over hapless Dallas
Trump over Harris
Gotta put my picks here - the Yahoo page has decided to suck.
Houston
Atlanta
Buffalo
Cincinnati
Cleveland
Tennessee
Washington
New Orleans
Baltimore
Philly
Chicago
Detroit
Seattle
Minnesota
KC
OMG, the Jets just had a touchdown nullified because the runner dropped the ball before he crossed the goal line. I didn’t think they could get any lower than that.
Plus, The Texans look totally lost on the field.
This is hilarious....
Columbia uses Dwyane Wade statue to distract the kicker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iMTIyMNLFo
And James Franklin loses another big game.
Just heard that SMU and the Dallas Cowboys have scheduled a scrimmage.
The Cowboys need the practice and SMU needs the win.
Buffalo makes a 61-yard FG to beat Miami.