[Darksheare]

“Gisele began dating the jujitsu instructor in June 2023, roughly seven months after her divorce with Brady was finalized.”

My cynicism is showing.
I’m going to say they started dating sooner than that.

[dayglored]

Isn't 44 a little old to get pregnant, assuming you want a good shot at a healthy baby?

Then again G. probably takes excellent care of her own health.

[larrytown]

Do any of these people know anything about contraception?

[Rummyfan]

Well.... Congratulations Giselle and Juaquin!

[T.B. Yoits]

...a new pet.

[TheBattman]

Sex and child-bearing out of wedlock is the new “cool” - only a few notches less so than transing thier kids...

[Vermont Lt]

Tom is being consoled by Antonio Brown. He will be fine.

[dforest]

AOC preggers too. She is holding back until election over because she doesn’t want the sheep seeing her push abortion on the peeps while having her own glorious chile.

Notice her face getting fatter than her mouth.

[subterfuge]

Just glad she didn’t abort the child.

[minnesota_bound]

Child: Who is that?
Mommy: That is er... your ‘uncle’ Bob. He is staying for a sleep over.
Child: Who are the other men that show up here?
Mommy: You have many uncles dear, now go to bed. I am going to bed myself.
Child: Thinking silently “mommy sure likes sleep overs”.
____________________

Child: Who is that?
Daddy: That is er... your ‘aunt’ Kelly. She is staying for a sleep over.
Child: Who are the other women that show up here?
Daddy: You have many aunts dear, now go to bed. I am going to bed myself.
Child: Thinking silently “daddy sure likes sleep overs”.