Doug Emhoff Brags He Could Smack A Woman In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And Not Lose Kamala Any Votes

The Bee ^ | October 12, 2024 | Staff

[Navy Patriot]

U.S. — Doug Emhoff boasted today that he could literally slap a woman in the middle of 5th Avenue and he wouldn't lose any votes for his wife, Kamala.

"I can just slap a woman in the face, right in public, and they'll still love me," said Emhoff. "I'm the icon of masculinity, haven't you heard?"

Emhoff went further, bragging he could have an affair, impregnate a nanny, force her to have an abortion, and the media would still praise him as a paragon of virtue. "Women, you can slap them, knock them up, they just let you do it," laughed Emhoff. "The journalists, the Democrat voters, they love me. I'll go right in the middle of New York and just deck a woman in the middle of street, and the 'party of women' will sing my praises."

According to sources, Emhoff has decided to try to push the envelope of what he can get away with, just for fun. "Listen here, Donald Trump. No one beats Kamala except for me," said Emhoff, cackling. "I'll smack her around right here, and you liberals will still bow down to me! Mwahaha!"

At publishing time, the media was explaining how Emhoff's words were "just locker room talk."

[Navy Patriot]

News reporting on current events...

[V_TWIN]

Almost got me 😏

[Navy Patriot]

I tried.

[rlmorel]

How can this be differentiated in any way from reality???

[GSWarrior]

Dems would vote for Jeffrey Dahmer if it took votes away from Trump.

[metmom]

The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today.

[FlingWingFlyer]

So what is he trying to say? Women voters are dumb?

[from occupied ga]

It might be from the Bee, but it is true. Democrat voters are not repelled by any action their candidates take. Harris could kill and eat a baby on the Capital steps and 1/3 of Democrat voters would claim it was Russian disinformation and the other two thirds would say so what, I'm voting for her anyway.

Democrat voters are stupid to the bone in Carlo Cipolla's definition of stupid - "stupid people do things that harm others without deriving any benefit and possibly harm to themselves"

[Navy Patriot]

So what is he trying to say? Women voters are dumb?

More like he's saying he's such an A$$hole that he's the perfect fit for "Heels Up" Harris, another world class A$$hole.

[Navy Patriot]

Agree.

[from occupied ga]

well if they vote for Harris they’re dumb by definition

[willk]

Must be nice when you are protected by our corrupt media.

[Blue Highway]

Bee got me again!!!

[SMARTY]

Ha! Not even if he slapped HER!

[jdt1138]

Kamala probably grew up that way until mommie took off for socialist Canada and left daddy in Berkeley.

[castlebrew]

“Harris could kill and eat a baby on the Capital steps and 1/3 of Democrat voters would claim it was Russian disinformation and the other two thirds would say so what, I’m voting for her anyway.”

They’ll draw the line at Harris eating a cat.

[Kudsman]

That my FRiend is a sad truth. Anyway you look at it.

Killing babies. Sad.

Democrats blaming everything that damages them as disinformation. Sad.

Free women voting against their interests. Sad

Anyone eating cats. Sad

[Billthedrill]

Heck, if Kammy slapped a man, any man, on TV in front of a national audience every feminist in the country would start cheering “You go, girl!” and no jury in DC would convict.

[MikelTackNailer]

[cb]

We used to call them Yellow Dog Democrats. They’d vote for a yellow dog on the dim ticket