God has a great sense of humor!

God's Sense of Humor | 10/10/2024 | By Laz A. Mataz

[waterhill]

Works for me.

When they took over my small town bank, people were mad.

Moved my money to American Nat. Bank of Texas then they started getting squirrel-like so I went to Go2. I also invested in precious metals back in the 1st Kenyan administration.

[null and void]

"Don't make me come down there." ~ God

Not our place to make you, but we'd sure like to invite you...

[Lazamataz]

Uh, no. I'm afraid that this same photo is something you could have seen bouncing around on Instagram back in July 2024.

Let's see... July, August, September, early October...so perhaps you're saying God cannot see fourteen weeks into the future?

Best not to speak for God, I should think, unless you know for certain what you're talking about.

Oh, here I will go on record, and I will ask God to take me to task about it if I am wrong: God has the most amazing sense of humor in the entire universe.

Of this, I am 100% sure.

Although, I do recognize that knowing what one is talking about doesn't count for much around here anymore.

To be fair, it didn't count for much back then, either. Many people would spout off on a topic in which they had limited knowledge.

But those that DID have the knowledge were like priceless pearls, and THAT is why I kept coming back.

On another topic: Occasionally, I'll stroll through the comments of a given user, and upon doing that for you, I sense you have gotten to a place of substantial ennui. It's reflected in most of your recent comments. I hope it improves for you, seriously.

[Lazamataz]

"You kids stop bickering, or I will turn this car RIGHT around!" -- God

[Lazamataz]

tl;dr

[Lazamataz]

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[Old Grumpy]

That’s a good one, Laz! You have to laugh a bit, to balance the horror you feel when you look at the damages everywhere in Florida.

[telescope115]

Wells F… can go f… themselves. Do not have fond memories of them.

[telescope115]

What I want to know is, just WHEN did Wells Fargo change from protecting peoples’ money to stealing it from them?

[Scrambler Bob]

Well, until I can see a ‘before’ picture with an “S” in it, and some spacing between wells and fargo, I am skeptical.

But, if GOD is doing AI, it is not “artificial” , but UI, that is Ultimate Intellegence.

[dfwgator]

…..and when I die I expect to find him laughing.

[Laslo Fripp]

One picture is worth a thousand words.

[Lazamataz]

That’s a good one, Laz! You have to laugh a bit, to balance the horror you feel when you look at the damages everywhere in Florida.

Precisely my intent!

[Robert DeLong]

Perhaps Milton will finish the statement now.

[Old Grumpy]

👍👍👍

[Tunehead54]

We’re just north of Clearwater - I recall you posting you’re in FL - glad you made it through.

LOTS of clean up to do - we’re in kind of a forest so lots of leaf raking and branches to pile up.

One HUGE branch - 18” diameter by 12’ - cutting in half & then we’ll drag out of driveway with a winch tied to some tree to be able to drive anywhere.

Tampa Bay dodged a bullet!

Safety tip: Use clean/ bottled water even brushing teeth til water declared potable.

Take care neighbor. ;-)

With most of Pinellas power out we hope that means a few fixes will put lots of people back with power.

Fingers crossed and prayers said especially last night during the big gusts!

[Ezekiel]

Thank you for your comment, the tiny version of the "Do Not Want" dog meme. It's the story of my life,

homemade with love, quality ingredients, and attention to detail, in a world where Little Debbie reigns.

The blessing return stocks the pantry, so thanks again and have a great day!

[Lazamataz]

Thank you for your comment, the tiny version of the "Do Not Want" dog meme. It's the story of my life, homemade with love, quality ingredients, and attention to detail, in a world where Little Debbie reigns. The blessing return stocks the pantry, so thanks again and have a great day!

Sorry, big dog, I'm not a big numerology guy.

However, I do like Little Debbie snack cakes!

[Lazamataz]

Safety tip: Use clean/ bottled water even brushing teeth til water declared potable.

Wait, you're supposed to BRUSH your TEETH???!?

How often, once a year or so?

[Spacetrucker]

Omg!!! I’m laughing so hard i spit coffee out of my nose. All joking aside, I’m in Orlando right now working with FEMA through my company - Orlando escaped relatively unscathed but Tampa/St. Pete got hit pretty hard. There’s a senior living community down that way that had over 100 homes messed up bad. 16 confirmed tornados on the ground last night before Milton even made landfall.
Points north of here got flooded pretty bad too.