[lowbridge]

Oh, good. He found my gold. I was looking for it. Obviously I forgot I put it in that tank.

You people can return my gold to me any day now, thanks in advance.

[2nd Amendment]

Bob Menendez’s old tank?

[laplata]

You people can return my gold to me any day now, thanks in advance.

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Hello long lost cousin. I won’t be greedy and 10% will do just fine. Thanks in advance.

[Angelino97]

Dear Kind Sir,

I was told by a mutual friend that your reputation as the good Christian and honorable man. I recently have find $2,500,000 in gold hidden a tank left over from the Nigeria's recent civil war. If you will be assist me in converting this gold to cash to be transferring to United States...