Posted on 09/26/2024 3:38:20 AM PDT by Zhang Fei
The Israeli and the Hezbollah decided to settle their dispute with a duel between two representative animals, which would be a dog fight.
Both sides agreed to train their respective dogs for 5 years before the promised duel.
The dog that would win the fight, would give its people the right to rule the disputed areas.
The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
Hezbollah bought the meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers, bred them together, and then crossbred their offspring with the most dangerous Siberian wolves. They used steroids and trainers in pursuit of the perfect killing dog beast.
Finally, after 5 years they had a dog that needed steel prison bars to keep it in a cage.
The D day finally arrived for the dog fight.
The Israelis arrived with a 7 feet long skinny dog which just lay on its stomach and crawled with difficulty on its short legs.
The fight began, the Hezbollah's dog, ferocious and quick on its feet, barked loudly, pranced on its feet, and started attacking the lazy looking Israeli dog which could barely get up on its tiny feet.
As the Hezbollah dog approached the Israeli dog to within one feet, the Israeli dog in one Swift move swallowed the Hezbollah dog in one gulp.
Only it's tail could be seen sticking out of the Israeli Dog's mouth.
UN, International Observers, Arabs, Press, Media, Journalists, Referees, were stunned and shocked.
They turned towards the Israelis aghast, "What did you do?" they asked.
The Israelis replied, "We gave a team of our plastic surgeons 5 years to make a crocodile look like a dog."
LOL! You’re on a roll! (Did you hear the one about the Hezbollah guy with his balls blown off that gets hired by the government?...)
Excellent
Be careful how big a bite you take,
You might choke on it.
I heard a version of that one as a kid, the dog was old yeller, and he was a gator before we cut off his tail and painted him yellow. Cracker joke from the 60’s.
The joke fails on its own internal logic.
If they had agreed to a "dog fight," and Israel admitted that it was a crocodile, then Israel would be disqualified.
If they had agreed to any "representative animal," then Hezbollah would, like Israel, have focused on more ferocious animals.
Excuse me, you transphobe. That “dog” can be whatever he/she/it wants to be. If it identifies as a dog, then dog it is.
Fun Story!
But I was expecting the Israelis to field a little red-headed Chihuahua armed only with a slingshot. :-)
And WIN, of course.
That was good!😀
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