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Toad found in bagged salad bought from grocery store
UPI ^ | September 25, 2024 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 09/25/2024 9:15:07 PM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

It is not that unusual. Image search for “frog in bagged salad” to find lots more.


21 posted on 09/25/2024 10:38:55 PM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
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To: Red Badger

Yeah but there were no flies in that bag were there?


22 posted on 09/26/2024 1:04:44 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

They’re eating the pets
of the people that live there!


23 posted on 09/26/2024 2:54:49 AM PDT by blueplum ("...this moment is your moment: it belongs to you... " President Donald J. Trump, Jan 20, 2017) )
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To: Red Badger

Was it’s name “The Wet Sprocket?”


24 posted on 09/26/2024 3:27:37 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (“History doesn’t repeat itself but it often rhymes” - Possibly Mark Twain.)
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To: dfwgator

Dew picked in Iraq….lightly killed


25 posted on 09/26/2024 4:15:45 AM PDT by Vaquero (In Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: fidelis
Third sentence:

Rescuer Graham Martin collected the reptile and is keeping it isolated for the time, as it is not yet clear whether it came from overseas.

26 posted on 09/26/2024 5:59:26 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: gundog

Blimey ! 🦎

Amphibian!


27 posted on 09/26/2024 6:02:50 AM PDT by OldHarbor
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To: Bikkuri
I’m going with Bufo bufo, about as “toad” as it gets.


28 posted on 09/26/2024 6:07:06 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: Vaquero

“We use no artificial preservatives or additives of any kind!”


29 posted on 09/26/2024 6:10:07 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: UnwashedPeasant
I remember over a decade ago - a toad in a salad bag in a store in France.
The salad bag had come from northern Africa.
30 posted on 09/26/2024 6:14:54 AM PDT by GaltAdonis (A)
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To: Fai Mao

Can’t be, the frog is too good looking.


31 posted on 09/26/2024 6:47:11 AM PDT by Fireone ("and dumb & silent we may be led, like sheep, to the Slaughter." G. Washington 1783)
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To: Red Badger

Usually that costs extra


32 posted on 09/26/2024 6:54:33 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves.)
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To: Greg123456

Is that a toad in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?


33 posted on 09/26/2024 6:56:39 AM PDT by Fireone ("and dumb & silent we may be led, like sheep, to the Slaughter." G. Washington 1783)
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To: Red Badger
Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal....


34 posted on 09/26/2024 7:03:51 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (Repeal the Patriot Act; Abolish the DHS; reform FBI top to bottom!)
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To: OldHarbor
Blimey !

I think finding a toad in a salad bag is more of a “Crikey!” moment.

35 posted on 09/26/2024 7:54:23 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: gundog

Still dead….just ask Bill Maher


36 posted on 09/26/2024 8:17:33 AM PDT by Vaquero (In Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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To: gundog

I missed that. Thanks.


37 posted on 09/26/2024 9:59:56 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: dfwgator
We've got a riff on Super Mario:
SML Shorts:Toad Away

Or go way way back to the Firesign Theatre:
"Toad Away"

but in the end we all come under the thrall of Futurama's HypnoToad:

HypnoToad

"All glory to HypnoToad!"

38 posted on 09/26/2024 2:45:20 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (If you merely LOOK the fool people won't take you seriously.)
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To: gundog


Are you one of those frogs that'll turn into a prince if I kiss you?
Why don't you kiss me and see for yourself?

Nothing's happening.
What do you mean?
You're not turning into a prince.
I'm not a prince.
But you told me you were.
I did not.
Yes, you did.
I did not. You said I was, and I just didn't bother to correct you.
So, what are you?
I'm just a frog looking to get some wood, man, and mission accomplished. Thank you very much.

39 posted on 09/26/2024 3:00:25 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: gundog
😂
40 posted on 09/26/2024 5:15:29 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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