'Gutfeld!': Why was Kamala Harris talking about ‘lawns’? (video with formatted transcript)

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[GOPJ]

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[ptsal]

Who mowed the lawn?

[RoosterRedux]

Who mowed the lawn?

Haitians.

Her thoroughly middle-class mom paid them in puppies and kittens.

[RoosterRedux]

Love it. Here it is:

[jdt1138]

Bold faced lie: Kamala grew up in the wealthiest suburb in all of Canada.

[dfwgator]

President “Bobby”: Mr. Gardner, do you agree with Ben, or do you think that we can stimulate growth through temporary incentives?
[Long pause]
Chance the Gardener: As long as the roots are not severed, all is well. And all will be well in the garden.
President “Bobby”: In the garden.
Chance the Gardener: Yes. In the garden, growth has it seasons. First comes spring and summer, but then we have fall and winter. And then we get spring and summer again.
President “Bobby”: Spring and summer.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
President “Bobby”: Then fall and winter.
Chance the Gardener: Yes.
Benjamin Rand: I think what our insightful young friend is saying is that we welcome the inevitable seasons of nature, but we’re upset by the seasons of our economy.
Chance the Gardener: Yes! There will be growth in the spring!
Benjamin Rand: Hmm!
Chance the Gardener: Hmm!
President “Bobby”: Hm. Well, Mr. Gardner, I must admit that is one of the most refreshing and optimistic statements I’ve heard in a very, very long time.
[Benjamin Rand applauds]
President “Bobby”: I admire your good, solid sense. That’s precisely what we lack on Capitol Hill.

[Vaquero]

Lawns are easy on the knees

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Harris is the epitome of non-sequiturs !

[BBB333]

We have a robotic lawnmower and just yesterday thought to name it: Chance.

[dfwgator]

Harris’ ass is grass, and Trump is the lawnmower.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

She sounds like she smokes grass.

[blackdog]

Taxing lawns is good policy I suppose?

[RoosterRedux]

She sounds like she’s had a lobotomy.

[cnsmom]

What hey want is a national rain tax.

[equaviator]

“She sounds like she smokes grass.”...

...and she only gets two joints out of a lid.

[dfwgator]

...and she only gets two joints out of a lid.

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“I roll really big joints, man!”

[NetAddicted]

LOL!

[equaviator]

“Our judges roll big joints too!...”

[poconopundit]

Nice work, dfwgator. Yeah, we’re now living the Peter Sellers movie, Being There.