Posted on 09/12/2024 11:55:40 PM PDT by Morgana
Do you know how many eggs a woman has? If not, ABC’s Jimmy “non-sequitur” Kimmel believes you are not allowed to be pro-life because on Wednesday’s show, Kimmel and his liberal audience guffawed at self-described pro-lifers not being able to answer questions about female anatomy that they certainly would not be able to answer themselves.
Kimmel teed up a man-on-the-street segment by hyping Tuesday night’s debate, “Kamala Harris forcefully defended a woman's right to choose last night, it was very effective, and it got me wondering about how much some of these people who seem to know what's best for women's bodies, how much they actually know about the female anatomy. So, we sent a team deep into the heart of Texas to find out.”
The segment featured 14 individuals, 12 men and two women, and the interviewer began by asking one man, “It's come to my attention a lot of Democrats think that pro-life people don't know anything about the female reproductive system, and I just, kind of, want to prove them wrong. How many eggs does a woman have?”
The man replied, “I have no idea,” which was probably the same answer 99 percent of Kimmel’s audience would have given. Kimmel has done man-on-the-street interviews before about female anatomy to mock pro-lifers before, but this time the people interviewed were explicitly labeled pro-life.
The problem with such segments is that viewers have no idea what is real or scripted for the sake of a laugh, nor do they see what was left on the cutting room floor because an interviewee gave the correct answer. Additionally, how many eggs a woman also has nothing to do with the ethical question of when life begins. If Jimmy Kimmel Live! ever asks you how many eggs a woman has, you can throw the question back at them by answering it depends on the woman’s age.
One clip of correct answers that did make it was when the interviewer put up a diagram of the female reproductive system and asked, “Just identify as many organs as you can, okay? Go.” One man rattled off, “The anus. The vagina. The clitoris,” but he was still laughed at because of the way he pronounced “clitoris” as "cligh-tore-us" so pro-lifers still can’t win even when they debunk the segment’s explicit point.
After doing another game of “Woman or IKEA,” the segment concluded with another man being asked, “Have you played pin the tail on the donkey before? Of course you have. This is pin the reproductive system on the woman. Okay, so super easy. You just have to pin the reproductive system on the woman, okay.”
The man proceeded to place the reproductive system on the picture upside down, which, assuming there was no made-for-TV-behind the scenes hijinks, says more about that one man than pro-lifers as a whole, but admitting that would undermine Kimmel’s whole point.
Here is a transcript for the September 11 show:
ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live!
9/11/2024
11:49 PM ET
JIMMY KIMMEL: Kamala Harris forcefully defended a woman's right to choose last night, it was very effective, and it got me wondering about how much some of these people who seem to know what's best for women's bodies, how much they actually know about the female anatomy. So, we sent a team deep into the heart of Texas to find out.
INTERVIEWER: Do you consider yourself pro-life or pro-choice?
MAN 1: Pro-life.
WOMAN 1: Pro-life.
MAN 2: Pro-life.
MAN 3: I'm pro-life.
MAN 4: I think a woman should make her choice before she gets in bed.
INTERVIEWER: It's come to my attention a lot of Democrats think that pro-life people don't know anything about the female reproductive system, and I just, kind of, want to prove them wrong. How many eggs does a woman have?
MAN 1: I have no idea.
INTERVIEWER: What does the C in C-section stand for?
MAN 1: Not sure.
INTERVIEWER: How many eggs does a woman have?
MAN 5: I have no clue.
INTERVIEWER: Do you know where she stores her eggs?
MAN 5: Uterus, I think.
INTERVIEWER: Just identify as many organs as you can, okay? Go.
MAN 6: The vagina.
MAN 7: I'm assuming this is an anus? I don't know. I don't even know -- is a side view?
INTERVIEWER: Well, you got the anus right.
MAN 8: The anus. The vagina. The clitoris.
INTERVIEWER: The what, now?
MAN 8: The clitoris. I don’t know, it’s over here someplace.
INTERVIEWER: The fallopian tubes?
MAN 9: Uh –
INTERVIEWER: Oh.
MAN 9: Oh no, I already guessed that.
INTERVIEWER: Do you have a girlfriend?
MAN 9: I don't.
INTERVIEWER: You don't? Wow. Okay. So we're going to play a game we're calling "Woman or IKEA?" I'm going to say a name and you're going to tell me if it's a female reproductive organ or a piece of furniture from IKEA, okay.
MAN 10: Okay.
INTERVIEWER: Mons pubis.
MAN 10: That’s going to be IKEA.
INTERVIEWER: Part of the female reproductive system.
MAN 10: Oh my word.
INTERVIEWER: Yeah. Hemnes.
MAN 10: I’m going to say that’s a female reproductive system, no—
INTERVIEWER: No, that's IKEA. The myometrium.
WOMAN: IKEA.
INTERVIEWER: Female reproductive system.
WOMAN 1: Oh.
INTERVIEWER: I know. The kallax.
MAN 11: Female.
INTERVIEWER: Nope, IKEA shelving unit.
MAN 11: Damn it.
INTERVIEWER: What about the uvula.
MAN 4: Uvula, that’s female.
INTERVIEWER: And where is that located on the female?
MAN 4: That is, the uvula is below the waist on the female.
INTERVIEWER: Actually, you got one in the back of your throat.
MAN 4: Oh, that uvula. Uvula, yeah, I'm sorry, I misheard.
INTERVIEWER: What did you think I was talking about? The uvula.
MAN 1: Oh, yeah, female.
INTERVIEWER: And where is that located?
MAN 1: Cervix.
INTERVIEWER: Mons pubis?
WOMAN 2: I don't know what that is. I'm going to guess IKEA.
INTERVIEWER: What kind of teacher were you?
WOMAN: I taught biology and human anatomy.
INTERVIEWER: Have you played pin the tail on the donkey before? Of course you have. This is—
MAN 12: Yeah. I can see where this is going already.
INTERVIEWER: Pin the reproductive system on the woman. Okay, so super easy. You just have to pin the reproductive system on the woman, okay.
MAN 12: All right.
INTERVIEWER: Okay? Think about it. And you’re sure you’ve had sex before?
video on link...barf
Yes I mean I was Mr. Buzzcut and they were Beavis and Butthead. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJGR4Tml5RU
Great idea for a show. Now do a bunch of gun-grabbers with parts from various weapons.
Or greenies and oil rigs.
Greenies with combustion engines.
I could go on and on.
Hey - how does anybody even know if Kimmel was showing female parts!? Those parts could have all been from a “male” just as well!!!
What are the chances that Kimmel knows the developmental stages of a baby in the womb? Does he know what a woman is? Can a person of one gender become the opposite gender?
Jimmy Kimmel is left-wing propagandist. He’s basically the Tokyo Rose of the Democrat party. He’s an ignoramus pushing a false narrative. In general, pro-lifers are actually *MORE* informed about the basic scientific facts of human reproduction than the pro-abortion crowd. The pro-aborts entertain and/or push all sorts of fictions and fantasies about human fetuses being clumps of cells that are not being alive nor genetically distinct. Jimmy Kimmel can abort himself.
“What are the chances that Kimmel knows the developmental stages of a baby in the womb?”
Probably not. He thinks it’s a “clump of cells”
Kimmels mom was obviously pro-life.
I would have said first tell me what a woman is or how many eggs does a tranny have?
You knocking pro lifers for not using “clinical terms?” Did you know that fetus in Latin means “baby?” Using technical jargon is how the left hides the terrible sin and evil consequences of abortion. Shame on you. Odds are good that you are a PC language enforcer.
All I need to know is abortion is murder.
Now “trans phobic “ of Kimmel, doesn’t he know that trans females have eggs and reproductive parts
So ashamed /s
Now go do a man in the street interview to show how ignorant gun control advocates are of firearms parts and functions.
If only the interviewees had pleaded that they’re not biologists, they would have been eligible for a SCOTUS nomination.
It is to laugh. This from people that can’t even define a woman.
Kimmel is such a pure excuse for a supposed Christian
Kimmels mom was obviously pro-life.
More’s the pity.
The better part of Kimmel’s DNA ran down his daddy’s leg at climax.
Kimmel is a satanic ghoul. So are others of his abortion, child mutilation ilk.
Bet he has a lot of questions about female anatomy he must not ever seen a person who didn’t have to put them on.
They want you dead, BLOAT.
Psalm 139
For the director of music. A psalm of David.
Lord, you have seen what is in my heart.
You know all about me.
2 You know when I sit down and when I get up.
You know what I’m thinking even though you are far away.
3 You know when I go out to work and when I come back home.
You know exactly how I live.
4 Lord, even before I speak a word,
you know all about it.
5 You are all around me, behind me and in front of me.
You hold me safe in your hand.
6 I’m amazed at how well you know me.
It’s more than I can understand.
7 How can I get away from your Spirit?
Where can I go to escape from you?
8 If I go up to the heavens, you are there.
If I lie down in the deepest parts of the earth, you are also there.
9 Suppose I were to rise with the sun in the east.
Suppose I travel to the west where it sinks into the ocean.
10 Your hand would always be there to guide me.
Your right hand would still be holding me close.
11 Suppose I were to say, “I’m sure the darkness will hide me.
The light around me will become as dark as night.”
12 Even that darkness would not be dark to you.
The night would shine like the day,
because darkness is like light to you.
13 You created the deepest parts of my being.
You put me together inside my mother’s body.
14 How you made me is amazing and wonderful.
I praise you for that.
What you have done is wonderful.
I know that very well.
15 None of my bones was hidden from you
when you made me inside my mother’s body.
That place was as dark as the deepest parts of the earth.
When you were putting me together there,
16 your eyes saw my body even before it was formed.
You planned how many days I would live.
You wrote down the number of them in your book
before I had lived through even one of them.
17 God, your thoughts about me are priceless.
No one can possibly add them all up.
18 If I could count them,
they would be more than the grains of sand.
If I were to fall asleep counting and then wake up,
you would still be there with me.
19 God, I wish you would kill the people who are evil!
I wish those murderers would get away from me!
20 They are your enemies. They misuse your name.
They misuse it for their own evil purposes.
21 Lord, I really hate those who hate you!
I really hate those who rise up against you!
22 I have nothing but hatred for them.
I consider them to be my enemies.
23 God, see what is in my heart.
Know what is there.
Test me.
Know what I’m thinking.
24 See if there’s anything in my life you don’t like.
Help me live in the way that is always right.
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