Posted on 09/11/2024 3:23:05 PM PDT by OldHarbor
The bloodied victim is shown in the aftermath of the attack. “Preliminary investigations found that a group of otters entered the recreation center to look for food in the park pond,” said Sabah Wildlife Department Director Roland Oliver Niun. “There is indeed a population of wild otters near the park, and we also see a change in the behavior of the animals when the community feeds them.”
Perhaps some Haitians can thin the otter population ?
She otta carried a knife.
That would be a good fight.
I was driving down a road in Kentucky and saw this guy sneaking up on a Groundhog.
I pulled over to watch the fun.
I guess the Groundhog must have been contemplating that old zen koan about the noise from one hand clapping because the guy snuck right up on it and grabbed it.
It was like they were playing a Bugs Bunny cartoon with the Tasmanian Devil.
The guy was screaming and trying to get away and the Groundhog must have been a Black Belt in Groundhog Fu because it was really wailing on the guy.
You know, you can’t buy that kind of entertainment.
The cats pooled their resources and hired some muscle.
Wild animals generally avoid contact with humans. The problem usually occurs when said humans try doing something stupid. Just sayin’.
I guess the jogger couldn’t outrun the otters.
“by a gang of otters”
Oh, PLEASE - It’s racist enough calling them “Canadians” (for those of us in the hospitality business), or “Monkeys” (for those of us in the real world), but now Otters.
Enough of this crap, just call a spade, a spade.
The correct term for several otters is “bevy”.
A gang of otters would be the ones smoking and carrying switchblades.
[I guess the Groundhog must have been contemplating that old zen koan about the noise from one hand clapping because the guy snuck right up on it and grabbed it.
It was like they were playing a Bugs Bunny cartoon with the Tasmanian Devil.
The guy was screaming and trying to get away and the Groundhog must have been a Black Belt in Groundhog Fu because it was really wailing on the guy.]
Have you ever run from otters?
Those rascals are fast.
And all the time they were yelling,
“Come on big boy and get in the hot tub with us!”
Oh…..
Wait…..
That was The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
Randy group of minxes, not otters.
Could of been worse. Cof been a killer rabbit.
It’s better to just shoot the suckers on sight than try anything that foolish.
She should have run the otter way.
Well, he was stupid, but I wouldn’t shoot him just for grabbing a groundhog.
Yikes! Never did trust those weaselly looking fellows.
She otter not go there
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