Harris deploys “ipse dixit (“It is so because I say it is so!”)
Posted on 09/08/2024 10:47:26 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Insiders within the party that just had its candidate endorsed by Vladimir Putin and Dick Cheney report that its voters are starting to wonder if perhaps they took a wrong turn somewhere.
According to a top-ranking official in the DNC who spoke on condition of anonymity, Kamala's recent endorsements have left insiders a bit unsettled. "I mean, Dick Cheney? Seriously?" said the woman. "I'm really starting to question where we might have gone astray. So far, we have the support of Iran, Hamas, Putin, and Dick Cheney. That is...not a great list."
Democrat strategists are reportedly working around the clock to develop a way to keep the worst people on the planet from announcing their support for Harris. Potential ideas thus far include broadcasting Kamala's cackle in cities five times a day, doing a cringe Tik-Tok dance, or buying more Doritos from truck stops.
"I could handle Putin and Iran, I guess. But, Dick Cheney??" said local Democrat Sandra Denison. "It's time to take a long, hard look in the mirror."
At publishing time, the Democrat party had reportedly asked if anyone named Cheney would please, please reconsider their endorsement.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Probably at Albuquerque.
I appreciate the humor but this one I could tell this one is from the Bee.
Democrats never, ever, ever admit they are wrong about anything. They are always righteous and perfect, and everybody else are knuckle-dragging Neanderthals that need to be told what to do “by the betters,” all for our own good of course.
I didn’t suspect The Bee on this one. It appeared to be real to me.
Thanks for joining in.
Trump may have no friends—according to the Left—but he continues to have all the right enemies.
So funny, right!?!?
They had me till the last sentence of the third paragraph.
Harris deploys “ipse dixit (“It is so because I say it is so!”)
The International Expert in Jokes, The Babylon Bee, has reported that Joke this morning, and everyone’s laughing themselves silly.
Yeah.
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