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'Maybe We Took A Wrong Turn Somewhere,' Thinks Party Whose Candidate Just Got Endorsed By Dick Cheney And Vladimir Putin
The Bee ^ | September 7, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 09/08/2024 10:47:26 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Insiders within the party that just had its candidate endorsed by Vladimir Putin and Dick Cheney report that its voters are starting to wonder if perhaps they took a wrong turn somewhere.

According to a top-ranking official in the DNC who spoke on condition of anonymity, Kamala's recent endorsements have left insiders a bit unsettled. "I mean, Dick Cheney? Seriously?" said the woman. "I'm really starting to question where we might have gone astray. So far, we have the support of Iran, Hamas, Putin, and Dick Cheney. That is...not a great list."

Democrat strategists are reportedly working around the clock to develop a way to keep the worst people on the planet from announcing their support for Harris. Potential ideas thus far include broadcasting Kamala's cackle in cities five times a day, doing a cringe Tik-Tok dance, or buying more Doritos from truck stops.

"I could handle Putin and Iran, I guess. But, Dick Cheney??" said local Democrat Sandra Denison. "It's time to take a long, hard look in the mirror."

At publishing time, the Democrat party had reportedly asked if anyone named Cheney would please, please reconsider their endorsement.

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TOPICS: Education; History; Humor
KEYWORDS: 0001searchworks; babylonbee; dupthread
The Bee has added humor to it's reporting on Democrat Party candidates' questions.
1 posted on 09/08/2024 10:47:26 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Probably at Albuquerque.


2 posted on 09/08/2024 10:52:59 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
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To: Navy Patriot

I appreciate the humor but this one I could tell this one is from the Bee.

Democrats never, ever, ever admit they are wrong about anything. They are always righteous and perfect, and everybody else are knuckle-dragging Neanderthals that need to be told what to do “by the betters,” all for our own good of course.


3 posted on 09/08/2024 10:56:00 AM PDT by cross_bearer_02
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To: Navy Patriot

I didn’t suspect The Bee on this one. It appeared to be real to me.


4 posted on 09/08/2024 10:59:54 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: cross_bearer_02; laplata
I am certain that The Bee intended humor to be the first consideration in this accurate article, ... for political reasons.

Thanks for joining in.

5 posted on 09/08/2024 11:10:41 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Trump may have no friends—according to the Left—but he continues to have all the right enemies.


6 posted on 09/08/2024 11:12:38 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: laplata

So funny, right!?!?


7 posted on 09/08/2024 11:29:51 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Navy Patriot

They had me till the last sentence of the third paragraph.


8 posted on 09/08/2024 11:59:05 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: Navy Patriot
Putin supports you know who!

Harris deploys “ipse dixit (“It is so because I say it is so!”)

9 posted on 09/08/2024 3:55:29 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (The most expensive vehicle I drive, is my weekly grocery. cart. )
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The International Expert in Jokes, The Babylon Bee, has reported that Joke this morning, and everyone’s laughing themselves silly.


11 posted on 09/08/2024 4:19:52 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: one guy in new jersey

Yeah.


12 posted on 09/08/2024 7:11:20 PM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: Navy Patriot
According to a top-ranking official in the DNC who spoke on condition of anonymity, Kamala's recent endorsements have left insiders a bit unsettled. "I mean, Dick Cheney? Seriously?" said the woman. "I'm really starting to question where we might have gone astray. So far, we have the support of Iran, Hamas, Putin, and Dick Cheney. That is...not a great list."

13 posted on 09/09/2024 8:27:32 AM PDT by GOPJ (Trump was NOT Hitler last time AND he won't be a dictator this time. Democrats & press boys lie.)
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