Scientists Develop “Shockingly” Simple Solution To Combat Coastal Erosion

Scitech Daily ^ | 30/8/24 | Northwestern University

[TexasGator]

“The most recent data from NASA shows a decline in sea level.”

2017 is the MOST recent? ROTFLMAO!

[TigersEye]

Which has to be averaged over an additional seven years.

But it really doesn't matter.

Claim That Sea Level Is Rising Is a Total Fraud

Sea levels began to rise 18k years ago at the end of the last glacial period. They have risen about 135 meters since then which is an average of 7.5 millimeters per year. That is an average of 750 mm per century (29.5 inches) which is far more than the average over the last century. As the chart shows most of that rise was over about 8k years ago.

From 1880 to 2000 sea level rose about 20 cm or just under 8 inches. Far less than the nearly 30 inches per century average over the last 18,000 years.

[TigersEye]

Laugh all you want, clown.

[TexasGator]

“Which has to be averaged over an additional seven years.”

(105 - 85) / 7 = 2.86

[Eleutheria5]

Whatever. We all gonna die! Haalp!

[T.B. Yoits]

The most recent data from NASA shows a decline in sea level.

Makes sense - new manmade lakes, new holding tanks for companies, and the increased amount of water held inside the cells of the expanding number of humans on the planet. (and the increased size of humans)

[TexasGator]

“From 1880 to 2000 sea level rose about 20 cm or just under 8 inches.”

That is 1.7 mm /year. From 2017 to present it has been 2.9 mm/yr.

[pfflier]

Have you ever been to the beach?

I lived 7 miles from the beach in California for about 18 years. There, we stuck our umbrellas in the sand.

[TigersEye]

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=florida+beach+umbrellas&t=ffab&atb=v204-1&iar=images&iax=images&ia=images

Pics of about 10k umbrellas in the sand at FL beaches.

[Eleutheria5]

Is this at high tide or low tide, and at full moon, new moon, or half moon wane or wax?

[Leep]

To Serve Man...it’s a cook book!

[bitt]

FRIED CLAMS!!

[Jet Jaguar]

YES

[steve86]

I know you’re joking but the 3 volts doesn’t harm anything big enough to see.

[mairdie]

Actually not joking. I take bugs outside when possible. So glad to know it’s not as hard on small lives as wind towers.

[griffin]

Too bad.
I was going to suggest to tie liberals to the rocks.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Something like this was developed in 1976 IIRC:

Biorock™, Mineral Accretion Technology™, Seament™

[Jeff Chandler]

Clamsploitation

[libertylover]

It's not nice to fool with mother nature.

Yep, you might be able to outrun Mother Nature for a while, but Father Time WILL catch up with you.

[Rockingham]

Coastal erosion is a big issue in Florida, with massive beach renourishment projects a major expense carried by federal taxpayers.