Posted on 08/21/2024 8:46:45 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
CHICAGO, IL — According to reports, black people trying to attend the DNC were turned away in droves as Democrats required photo IDs to enter the convention.
Despite knowing that black people are not capable of obtaining photo IDs, Democrats inexplicably chose to require everyone in attendance to show identification, leaving thousands of black people unable to enter.
"I wanted to come, but everyone knows I can't get an ID," said one black man who was refused entry to the DNC. "You'd think the Democrats would be aware of this fact. This must be some type of big plan to suppress our ability to attend the convention. It's a shame. I was looking forward to being here, but acquiring an official government-issued photo ID isn't something people like me can do. At least that's what I've heard."
DNC officials offered conflicting comments on the controversy. "We would never want to discriminate," said DNC Chairman Jaime Harrison, who is also black. "We're here to stand up against the efforts of Republicans to keep the black population from voting by requiring them to show a photo ID, which is why we're gathering here in Chicago and requiring everyone who enters to show a photo ID."
At publishing time, Harrison also clarified that the DNC had built a wall around the convention area to keep out anyone it didn't want present as its leaders gave speeches about how walls are not effective in keeping out unwanted people.
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Anyone?
They was told to stay on the porch. DemoKKKrats.
And of course black people cant get Photo IDs. Discrimination!!!!
Racist Bastards! How dare they erect walls that divide and demand a poll tax from the blacks!! Never vote KKK Democrat again !!!
DNC spokeshole: “The issue was not Black people not being able to get IDs. That was not why they were not allowed in. The issue was that a picture ID does not uniquely identify Black people because they all look alike.”
ANYONE can get a photo ID
It was only after I posted that I realized that this was the Bee. Once I saw that I went back and looked at my post. It still applies! LOL
Nicely Done! (Good thing I was not trying to drink coffee while reading your post!)
You’re comment was relevant regardless of the source of the article.
The Babylon Bee shows how hard it is to do satire. Even Monty Python could be taken from the headlines today!
Obama doesn’t qualify as a male.
Jim Crow 2.0.
Dat be true, dat./s
Now there really will be a Ministry of Funny Walks. Cabinet level.
That is THE funniest thing I’ve ever seen posted here.
Holy Sh!t.
but they can still get the free vasectomy and abortion in the tent outback
Have a coupon for a discount at Modest Proposal Bistro and Barbecue, right next to the abortion and vasectamy clinic.
So the Democrats are saying you need a photo ID to get in their convention, but not to vote. Got it.
Not only that, they are putting Black protesters in cages.
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