Mark Zuckerberg reveals 'Roman' statue of wife

BBC ^ | 8-14-24 | Ana Faguy

[T.B. Yoits]

Too much colloidal silver?

[reasonisfaith]

What you state does seem to be an important part of the puzzle.

But they should be suing the cabal, not the puppet installed by them.

[T.B. Yoits]

Scarecrow to keep bluejays and bluebirds away?

[MeanWestTexan]

My sister — obnoxious leftist Jewish — looks like Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

She was saying she was a “trophy wife” and I responded with “maybe participation trophy wife”. (She has a very high opinion of herself. Extremely intelligent doctor, but ugly.)

Everyone laughed to the point people snorted drinks.

Been a family joke ever since. She’s literally referred to as “the participation Trophy Wife” by half the family. She’s still pissed.

[Fledermaus]

Good catch

[PGR88]

When does Captain Kirk show up to have sex with it?

[Dr. Sivana]

When does Captain Kirk show up to have sex with it?

In about 250 years. And it is up to you to decide if he really had relations or not. TOS was never explicit. Better that way.

[desertfreedom765]

The statute is outdoors...

Wonder if the birds are going to like it.

[bigbob]

Hope she keeps that robe on.

[Antoninus]

Commander Shran salutes Zuck's artistic tastes.

[monkeyshine]

That’s just weird.

[Brooklyn Attitude]

Is she being attacked by a roll of aluminum foil?

[TonyinLA]

I’ve seen 2 takes on this:

1) Zuck did something bad, like knocked up his wife’s sister. This is his apology.

2) Zuck is so rich, the wife demanded an idol to herself since anything less would be “cheap”.

Looking at the woman, the marble must’ve cried when it was sculpted.

[Jeff Chandler]

Zuckerberg is married? To a woman?

[DAC21]

They are both mentally unstable.

[mass55th]

She looks like a female T-1000.

[IndyTiger]

I think Kirk prefers the green Orion women.

[imabadboy99]

so digusting

[RoseofTexas]

Yep …that’s what it looks like. These egotistic pieces of crap full of themselves think we the public care!