I'm Willie Brown and I approve this message.
Posted on 08/15/2024 9:54:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an uplifting, inspiring address to the American people, Vice-President Kamala Harris offered a valuable bit of advice to American citizens struggling to put food on the table: just try sleeping with your boss.
While Kamala refused to elaborate on her pearl of wisdom for the everyday American, she did go on record by saying that it "worked for me every time."
"So if we examine the passage of time in making ends meet, we can see that the easiest solution is to just try sleeping around with your boss," Kamala explained, cackling at every pause for breath. "HAHAHAHA! It works every time — and there's great significance to the passage of every time. Sleeping with your boss is very simple: you just sleep with them in order to make ends meet. That way your ends will meet. There is great significance to making ends meet. HAHAHAHA!!"
While several political commentators have compared Kamala's advice to Marie Antoinette's infamous "Let them eat cake," most mainstream media outlets have thoroughly debunked this far-right conspiracy theory with the irrefutable observation that "Kamala never told anyone to eat cake — she just advised sleeping around."
At publishing time, Kamala Harris had also suggested that Americans who are struggling financially should just try getting hired in a better job as DEI picks.
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All of the people at the Bee are totally insane.....and I love them! ;-)
Like a lamprey climbing the fish ladder at a dam...
I'm Willie Brown and I approve this message.
The crazy part is that you have to make sure you read the by-line first, and only then do you know it’s sarcasm.
That certainly affirmed her DEI credentials.
What if your boss is HHS Secretary Rachel Levine?
Will I get a new BMW as well, or maybe be stuck with an EV?
Nicely done!
You will have to accept a minivan with a mattress installed in the back.
Then you chose very unwisely.
you guys are getting a lot of mileage with Kamala and her lovers
I don’t think Willie and Kamala were sleeping.
It worked out pretty well for her.
Way too close to reality! To much of the Left,sleeping with the boss is just another form of “sex work”, and sex workers are to have the same protections as all other “workers”.
None of the SF Bay Area Cultural "Elite" would speak about it, or condemn Brown, nor could Joe Average Citizen get a word about it in the Media through letters, phone calls or any other way.
It's not surprising that the SF Bay Area is the World Class Marxist S**t Hole that it is.
There’s still Time.
Oh, C’mon man, Kamala Harris never slept with Joe Biden.
Sleeping With Their Boss
It wasn’t a statement it was an instruction with proven results.
“When the ends meet, they will bump uglies.”
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