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Kamala Harris Suggests Americans Struggling To Make Ends Meet Just Try Sleeping With Their Boss
The Bee ^ | August 15, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 08/15/2024 9:54:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an uplifting, inspiring address to the American people, Vice-President Kamala Harris offered a valuable bit of advice to American citizens struggling to put food on the table: just try sleeping with your boss.

While Kamala refused to elaborate on her pearl of wisdom for the everyday American, she did go on record by saying that it "worked for me every time."

"So if we examine the passage of time in making ends meet, we can see that the easiest solution is to just try sleeping around with your boss," Kamala explained, cackling at every pause for breath. "HAHAHAHA! It works every time — and there's great significance to the passage of every time. Sleeping with your boss is very simple: you just sleep with them in order to make ends meet. That way your ends will meet. There is great significance to making ends meet. HAHAHAHA!!"

While several political commentators have compared Kamala's advice to Marie Antoinette's infamous "Let them eat cake," most mainstream media outlets have thoroughly debunked this far-right conspiracy theory with the irrefutable observation that "Kamala never told anyone to eat cake — she just advised sleeping around."

At publishing time, Kamala Harris had also suggested that Americans who are struggling financially should just try getting hired in a better job as DEI picks.

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All the way to the Top, Heels Up!!
1 posted on 08/15/2024 9:54:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

All of the people at the Bee are totally insane.....and I love them! ;-)


2 posted on 08/15/2024 9:58:10 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (We are very sorry, Mr. Franklin. We were not able to keep it! ;-()
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To: Navy Patriot

Like a lamprey climbing the fish ladder at a dam...


3 posted on 08/15/2024 10:00:37 AM PDT by kiryandil (FR Democrat Party operatives! Rally in defense of your Colombian cartel stooge Merchan!)
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To: Navy Patriot
Willie Brown | California Assembly Speaker, Mayor of San Francisco |  Britannica

I'm Willie Brown and I approve this message.

4 posted on 08/15/2024 10:01:07 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (2 coups in less than 4 years. America is truly a first world Banana Republic.)
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To: Navy Patriot

The crazy part is that you have to make sure you read the by-line first, and only then do you know it’s sarcasm.


5 posted on 08/15/2024 10:08:09 AM PDT by budj (Combat vet, second of three generations.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

That certainly affirmed her DEI credentials.


6 posted on 08/15/2024 10:10:41 AM PDT by Retain Mike ( Sat Cong)
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To: Navy Patriot

What if your boss is HHS Secretary Rachel Levine?


7 posted on 08/15/2024 10:11:25 AM PDT by Mr. N. Wolfe
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To: Navy Patriot

Will I get a new BMW as well, or maybe be stuck with an EV?


8 posted on 08/15/2024 10:11:47 AM PDT by Reno89519 (“We believe in the collective,” says Gun Grabbing Harris and Stolen Valor Timmy "Tampon" Walz.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nicely done!


9 posted on 08/15/2024 10:17:18 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Reno89519

You will have to accept a minivan with a mattress installed in the back.


10 posted on 08/15/2024 10:23:28 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe
What if your boss is HHS Secretary Rachel Levine?

Then you chose very unwisely.

11 posted on 08/15/2024 10:25:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

you guys are getting a lot of mileage with Kamala and her lovers


12 posted on 08/15/2024 10:42:27 AM PDT by ronniesgal (have you even tried to mind your own business?)
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To: Navy Patriot

I don’t think Willie and Kamala were sleeping.


13 posted on 08/15/2024 10:44:57 AM PDT by DFG
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To: Navy Patriot

It worked out pretty well for her.


14 posted on 08/15/2024 10:56:18 AM PDT by EandH Dad (sleeping giants wake up REALLY grumpy)
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To: Navy Patriot

Way too close to reality! To much of the Left,sleeping with the boss is just another form of “sex work”, and sex workers are to have the same protections as all other “workers”.


15 posted on 08/15/2024 11:26:34 AM PDT by marktwain (The Republic is at risk. Resistance to the Democratic Party is Resistance to Tyranny. )
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To: marktwain
This was common knowledge in the SF Bay Area. Willie Brown publicly bragged about it, while emotionally abandoning and ignoring his wife for "Heels Up".

None of the SF Bay Area Cultural "Elite" would speak about it, or condemn Brown, nor could Joe Average Citizen get a word about it in the Media through letters, phone calls or any other way.

It's not surprising that the SF Bay Area is the World Class Marxist S**t Hole that it is.

16 posted on 08/15/2024 11:57:07 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: EandH Dad

There’s still Time.


17 posted on 08/15/2024 11:58:51 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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To: Navy Patriot

Oh, C’mon man, Kamala Harris never slept with Joe Biden.


18 posted on 08/15/2024 12:28:35 PM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Sleeping With Their Boss

It wasn’t a statement it was an instruction with proven results.


19 posted on 08/15/2024 1:02:47 PM PDT by Vaduz
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To: Navy Patriot

“When the ends meet, they will bump uglies.”


20 posted on 08/15/2024 1:54:52 PM PDT by ponygirl (Stay gold.)
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