My understanding is that for 2028, they’ll have biathlon.
Like the winter games, it’s a two-event sport.
The first event is the athlete carrying a stolen purse navigating an obstacle course of 3’ and 8’ chain-link fences, dumpsters and debris.
The second event is where the athlete has to shoot at targets while riding in a moving vehicle. For each missed target, they have to navigate a shorter penalty obstacle course.
Fastest time wins, of course.
Don’t forget the 100m homeless hurdle.
Re these shooting events: Comedian Henry Cho wonders about the guy in 3rd place with 2 bullets left.
Best post of the day. :-)