A Victoria's Secret store might be a more conducive place for a criminal like the Pilfering Pansy to attempt to enhance his perverted wardrobe through illegal means, than it was for a hostage taking criminal.
It was a Victoria’s Secret. There’s a sign on the store.
Nice mannequins.
That is a much better place to take hostages than a beach.
Plus suicide by cop in a lingerie store is going to make an interesting story in Hell.
No, everything you’ve said is wrong.
There is no good place to commit a crime. If you think there is, you’re a lowlife.
And in Hell, it’s impossible to have a good story because there’s no one to listen to you. Those in Hell are alone for eternity.