No, everything you’ve said is wrong.
There is no good place to commit a crime. If you think there is, you’re a lowlife.
And in Hell, it’s impossible to have a good story because there’s no one to listen to you. Those in Hell are alone for eternity.
Lighten up. You’re way to serious for this time of night.
I’m not advocating committing a crime any more than I’m advocating suicide by cop.
And I don’t know what Hell is like, except that the rich man who denied Lazarus crumbs from his table was able to communicate across the great chasm with Abraham. Luke 16.
Thank you Mr. Holier Than Thou - have you considered taking the Dale Carnegie speaking course - I’m sure you’d be a hit on the tour...