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Mislawchuk upchucked!

He came! He swam! He barfed!

And it is claimed that Baby Ruths do not float!

1 posted on 07/31/2024 9:00:40 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He got syphillis!


2 posted on 07/31/2024 9:02:30 AM PDT by Jonty30 (Genghis Khan did not have the most descendants. His father had more. )
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If he’s vomiting that soon after the race, it’s from overexertion. It’s not something that happens frequently, but it’s not unusual. They’ll puke, or soil themselves from the stress, especially the endurance athletes like the triathletes or marathoners.

It’s the athletes who will be vomiting later on back in their quarters that are more significant, since those will be the ones poisoned by the contaminated water.


3 posted on 07/31/2024 9:04:44 AM PDT by Little Pig
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Having this in Paris was a big mistake.


4 posted on 07/31/2024 9:04:55 AM PDT by butterdezillion
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The toxic swim is one of the most grueling events of the fake Olympics


5 posted on 07/31/2024 9:07:54 AM PDT by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Lovely /s


6 posted on 07/31/2024 9:10:37 AM PDT by The Louiswu (Pray for Peace in the world.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I was in Paris a few months ago. The Seine is one nasty looking river. I can’t imagine swimming in that.


7 posted on 07/31/2024 9:12:47 AM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us )
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8 posted on 07/31/2024 9:24:25 AM PDT by PGR88
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“I went for it, I have no regrets - vomited 10 times.”

Yes, we know. That's how many times it was mentioned in the above article.

9 posted on 07/31/2024 9:27:04 AM PDT by LouAvul (DEI = Didn't Earn It. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The French have a long historical relationship with fecal matters, but to expect people from other countries to do the same is asking too much.


11 posted on 07/31/2024 9:38:05 AM PDT by Mashood
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He’ll probably get an endorsement deal out of this.


13 posted on 07/31/2024 9:45:20 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

The triathlon consists of a 1.5-km swim in sewage followed by a 40km bike ride Arab-occupied Paris and 10km run for your life.


15 posted on 07/31/2024 9:46:19 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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16 posted on 07/31/2024 9:47:25 AM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: DUMBGRUNT

I believe this event was held in the harbor at the Tokyo Olympics. Doing it in a river running through the middle of a large city is a bad idea.


19 posted on 07/31/2024 10:03:42 AM PDT by lasereye
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Eau de merde


24 posted on 07/31/2024 10:26:47 AM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: DUMBGRUNT

He came, he swam, he shroked.


27 posted on 07/31/2024 11:00:12 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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no swimming pools in frogland??? hell there’s an Olympic size pool 3 miles from here...


28 posted on 07/31/2024 11:02:41 AM PDT by Chode (there is no fall back position, there's no rally point, there is no LZ... we're on our own. #FJB)
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To: DUMBGRUNT

How many times does this stupidly written article mention that the guy threw up?


29 posted on 07/31/2024 11:03:23 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: DUMBGRUNT

You sure it’s not from watching the opening ceremony?


36 posted on 07/31/2024 11:53:44 AM PDT by lowbridge ("Let’s check with Senator Schumer before we run it" - NY Times)
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