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Party Cheating In Primary Election Promises They Will Definitely Not Cheat In General Election
The Bee ^ | July 25, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 07/26/2024 6:50:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Despite rampant skepticism among the voting public as November approached, the party cheating in the primary election solemnly promised that it would definitely not be cheating in the general election.

A group of the nation's most prominent Democrats held a press conference to allay the fears of American citizens that the fact that they had just successfully undermined the democratic process to replace Joe Biden with Kamala Harris on the presidential ticket might be an indication that they would pull similar unethical shenanigans in November's general election against Donald Trump.

"Don't be ridiculous," said Nancy Pelosi when asked if Democrats would cheat in November. "All the shady business we just did to get rid of Joe should not be seen as any sign that we would ever do anything unscrupulous in the upcoming presidential election. To be fully transparent, the fact that there are still unanswered questions about suspicious things that happened in 2020 and 2022 should not at all be used as evidence that we would do any suspicious things in 2024. Any suggestion to the contrary is a threat to democracy."

Other leading Democrats concurred. "We are so tired of having to defend ourselves against these spurious allegations," Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer said. "Did we circumvent the democratic process to dump Joe Biden and install Kamala Harris as the nominee? Yes. Are we notorious for bending, breaking, and flouting state and federal laws to get the election outcomes we want? Yes. Is that any indication that we will cheat in this year's general election? Obviously not. If you imply that it is, you'll be brought up on charges."

At publishing time, Democrats said any burst water pipes at polling locations, broken voting machines, or other events would be entirely coincidental.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: 2020election; ctcl; humor; satire; thebee
Well, that's a relief!
1 posted on 07/26/2024 6:50:52 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

The party that goes through every slightly right-leaning person with a fine-tooth comb has far more skeletons in their closet. I know this is a joke but so are democrats.


2 posted on 07/26/2024 6:55:19 AM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Bee nails it again


3 posted on 07/26/2024 7:03:06 AM PDT by Jonny7797
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To: All

Help is on the way...../s.


‘Zuckbucks’ Is Coaching Election Officials
On How To Talk About Democrats’ Silent Coup
The Federalist ^ | 26 July 2024 | SHAWN FLEETWOOD
Posted on 7/26/2024, 9:54:51 AM by Sam77

A left-wing nonprofit that interfered in the 2020 election to Democrats’ benefit is coaching election offices on how to address concerns about leftist oligarchs’ silent coup to replace Joe Biden as the party’s presidential nominee.

On Tuesday, the Center for Tech and Civic Life (CTCL) sent an email to its newsletter subscribers highlighting Biden’s Sunday exit from the 2024 race and informing election officials that “voters and media outlets will be looking to you for guidance in the coming weeks, and you will play a powerful role in shaping this emerging story.”

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4 posted on 07/26/2024 7:36:34 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray : Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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