Posted on 07/24/2024 11:35:09 AM PDT by packagingguy
Join us as we dive into the fascinating world of the Secret Service’s latest elite division, the “Sloped Roof Rangers.” After a mishap in Butler, Pennsylvania, it became clear that an elite force skilled in navigating slightly sloped rooftops was essential. Watch as these exceptional agents train to ascend rooftops with a gradient of up to 3 percent, tackling a challenge that has long hindered federal operations. Hear from Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle about the unique dangers these surfaces pose and the innovative solution in place.
“You’re absolutely right, Kimberly,” one might muse. “Perhaps it is best to leave these treacherous sloped surfaces to our bovine friends.” Yet, with the Sloped Roof Rangers, no criminal can find refuge on an inclined surface.
Don’t miss this incredible look at the specialized training and skills of the Sloped Roof Rangers!
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Perhaps Trump will be able to hold outdoor rallies once this crack team is in place.
Send in the cows.
There were the 2nd floor people in the building behind the shooter. I would question if the story should not be the “Second Floor Anti-Trump Rangers”.
Sloped roof rump rangers.
Cheatle says the roof is dangerously sloped at its Highest point. News Flash it’s sloped the same amount at its Lowest Point !
Savage satire. The only thing that could be worse would be sending a herd of mad roof cows after them.
Not sure which is more alarming: the vapidity and lack of competent thinking by anyone in the Biden murderous maladministration, or that those same empty-headed dolts expect us to buy their feather-headed deflections.
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