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Posted on 07/21/2024 4:47:57 PM PDT by MAGA2017
Think you have what it takes to join the elite Sloped Roof Division of the Secret Service? For too long, bad guys have been getting away due to the Secret Service’s inability to get onto slightly sloped surfaces. That ends now.
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Every time I drive back home to PA I have to travel over a 9% grade road and an 11% grade, I must be SS material!
Do they clean gutters too?
I hear the benefits are good! Go for it. LOL.
Good question.
They would have had more agents in Butler, PA, but they had some hills along the route that posed too great of a danger getting there.
They install Gutter Shields.
You’re hired.....you’ll get a mailing with standard issue S/S sunglasses, elevator shoes
(if needed), a diet plan, a bullet-proof vest, and directions on how to guard a candidate.
I volunteer. I just finished knocking wasp nests off my gables.
Slippery slope for Cheetos guarding Cheatle.
You should at least apply for hazardous pay from your employer. Use USSS as citation.
I’ll work on 4:12s, but 5:12s give me the willies.
Roof slope is specified per 12 feet of run, not percentage. 2-12 would be a 2 foot rise in 12 feet, etc. 2% would be a 2 foot rise in 100 feet. A big difference, although a 2-12 is a very low slope, and is probably the actual pitch of the shooters roof.
LOL!
HAH! Reminds me of the old “Bob&Ray’’ combo.
Yes! And they’re GREAT at getting rid of ants, roaches and pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses.
HI! Billy Mayes here with “Slope Roof!....
Secret Service formula for maximum roof slope angle:
IQ/time to holster weapon
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