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Unexpected Hero: Lunch Lady Pat’s Secret Service Adventure (humorous video - narrated by David Attenborough)
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Posted on 07/21/2024 8:27:34 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

From transcript:

Due to a shortage of real Secret Service agents a local school lunch lady named Pat has been deputized to protect the former president.

Believing that this would never actually happen, Pat was happy to wear her super cool Secret Service issued sunglasses and chew gum, but then the unthinkable happened. A weird little hobbit radicalized by the media made an attempt on the Donald's life life instantly the real Secret Service agents sprang into action while Pat, the lunch lady, cowed behind a podium longing to be back in the school cafeteria spooning out Sloppy Joe's where her biggest fear was being hit by the occasional spitball from those annoying little brats.



TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: davidattenborough; satire
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1 posted on 07/21/2024 8:27:34 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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It’s only 1:35 mins long BTW.


2 posted on 07/21/2024 8:30:46 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (It's funny that the harder I work, the luckier I get.)
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To: RoosterRedux

It is worth a look, good satire.


3 posted on 07/21/2024 8:34:20 AM PDT by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere.)
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To: PeterPrinciple
Here's another good one.
Agent Fupa: The Secret Service’s Elite Ninja in Sunglasses"

4 posted on 07/21/2024 8:37:57 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (It's funny that the harder I work, the luckier I get.)
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To: PeterPrinciple

It’s stupid. I wouldn’t watch the whole thing.


5 posted on 07/21/2024 8:38:39 AM PDT by webheart
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To: RoosterRedux

Brilliant!


6 posted on 07/21/2024 8:40:24 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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7 posted on 07/21/2024 8:40:54 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (Putin should skip ahead to where he kills himself in the bunker.)
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To: PeterPrinciple

Are you sure it’s satire?


8 posted on 07/21/2024 8:43:35 AM PDT by econjack
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To: webheart

Thank you. You made me want to watch it.


9 posted on 07/21/2024 8:43:54 AM PDT by Empire_of_Liberty ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

Paaaatt! LOL!


10 posted on 07/21/2024 8:47:54 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (It's not as if Biden has the nuclear codes or anything. 😳)
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To: RoosterRedux

OMG—this wasn’t that “agent’s” first holstering challenge”:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpOUJjTvjnc&ab_channel=PresidentialReviews


11 posted on 07/21/2024 8:48:11 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: webheart

Agree!!!


12 posted on 07/21/2024 8:48:35 AM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: RoosterRedux

THAT is the character I have been trying to remember the name of for days now!


13 posted on 07/21/2024 8:48:46 AM PDT by Sequoyah101 (More important than why there was nobody protecting the AGR roof, how did Crooks know that?)
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To: 9YearLurker

Hahah. That is great. Thx for posting the link.


14 posted on 07/21/2024 8:50:28 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (It's funny that the harder I work, the luckier I get.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Five minutes a day on the Stairmaster, all fixed.


15 posted on 07/21/2024 8:54:02 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: RoosterRedux

Quick Draw MisDraw


16 posted on 07/21/2024 8:56:05 AM PDT by bunkerhill7 (Don't shoot until you see the whites of their lies)
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To: webheart

“It’s stupid. I wouldn’t watch the whole thing.”

No sense of humor? Well perhaps you can find one with this clip, then (hope springs)....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWFP3vLJeSg


17 posted on 07/21/2024 8:58:58 AM PDT by Danie_2023
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To: bigbob
I heard in an interview the physical fitness test for SS agents went from 12 minutes for a mile and a half to a whopping 20 minutes !!!!

Fwiw, my own personal best official times for a USMC 3 mile run was 19:28 , to give you an idea, to do 1.5 miles in 12 minutes, you would have to be in fairly decent shape.

18 posted on 07/21/2024 9:01:26 AM PDT by OldHarbor (strained statutory arguments, appeals to inconsistent history, reliance on out-of-circuit authority)
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To: RoosterRedux

Does anyone have a link to the Attenborough narration of Biden and Harris?

Someone posted a video yesterday but the link is dead.


19 posted on 07/21/2024 9:06:29 AM PDT by heartwood (Someone has to play devil's advocate.)
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To: SunkenCiv

Here’s another Atenborough gem. Over 9 minutes, but worth it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUUm0Kp0oRI&ab_channel=PresidentialReviews


20 posted on 07/21/2024 9:10:50 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
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