Cyndi Lauper’s son name-drops pop-star mom, hit song during gun arrest: court docs

NY Post ^ | 07/17/2024 | Kyle Schnitzer

[ChicagoConservative27]

Aspiring rapper.... All you need to know

[pingman]

“Can I gets me a Glock .48 caliber handgun ‘round he-yah?”- another ass clown.

[VeniVidiVici]

Should have just gone up to the .50 cal Glock. The .48 is for pussies.

[vikingd00d]

>>Aspiring rapper Declyn “Dex” Lauper begged police to call his mother

Nothing screams “Gangsta Street Cred” like whining for your mommie...

[Dilbert San Diego]

A variation of the old “do you know who I am routine”, and its related “ do you know who I am related to” thing.

[1Old Pro]

my mom is Cyndi Lauper

So what, is she the gal who does tv commercials for skin care?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Cops respond, “You say that time after time...”

[SaveFerris]

Nor the fashion crime.........

[JSM_Liberty]

” after the discovery of a loaded gun in his fanny pack on Feb. 7”

so he was exercising his god given and second amendment protected right to keep and bear arms.

[Mathews]

AND you Life Coach!!! WTF?

[Ancesthntr]

“Do you know who I am?”

“Why, did you forget? Now put your hands behind your back.”

[xp38]

Legendary? A bit of over stating the case when it comes to Cyndi.

[thegagline]

From the looks of him, once incarcerated, “The boys are going to have fun.”

[TribalPrincess2U]

>“Do you know who I am?”
“Why, did you forget? Now put your hands behind your back.”<

Love it!

[Seruzawa]

My wife really really hates that song. “I’m not one of those mindless airheads,” she says. Since she has a .38 Smith Airweight I tend to listen.

[ridesthemiles]

There is an old “Airline attendant joke:

Guy is giving her trouble on plane in flight.

HE is refuses her requests to sit down.

HE claims:”DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM”???

She has him stand up in the aisle & ASKS the entire planeload of people:

“DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO THIS PERSON IS? HE SEEMS TO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS”.

Makes me smile......

[x]

Wikipedia informs us that Cyndi and Dex are also “descendants of Christen Lauper, a leader of the Swiss peasant war of 1653,” but I guess the names of 17th century peasant rebels don’t carry as much weight as they used to.

[paulcissa]

He’s all Soy, not much Boy. Ergo - SoiBoi.

[nickcarraway]

She didn’t even write that song.

[pas]

So I can now say I heard of Cyndi Lauper and Girls Want to have fun.