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1 posted on 07/05/2024 10:49:18 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: 04-Bravo; 1FASTGLOCK45; 1stFreedom; 2ndDivisionVet; 2sheds; 60Gunner; 6AL-4V; A.A. Cunningham; ...

OOPS! Aviation Ping!.....................


2 posted on 07/05/2024 10:49:54 AM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: Red Badger

What are we supposed to guess?


3 posted on 07/05/2024 10:53:06 AM PDT by Laslo Fripp (Does anybody proofread anymore?)
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The real news is that she didn’t just squat in the aisle and let it go like on the street.


6 posted on 07/05/2024 10:55:17 AM PDT by mikey_hates_everything
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Douh!


7 posted on 07/05/2024 10:57:06 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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My Grandmother’s story about a guy who used their bathroom and then asked how do you blow out the light ,LOL


8 posted on 07/05/2024 11:02:13 AM PDT by butlerweave
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Just watch that first step.

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9 posted on 07/05/2024 11:06:07 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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That you, Joe?


10 posted on 07/05/2024 11:06:38 AM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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Should’ve just taken a sharp knife and sliced the slide off the plane...dragged it off the ramp.

Easy peasy.


11 posted on 07/05/2024 11:28:24 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT ELECTION is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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It must have been a Boeing aircraft!!! /s


12 posted on 07/05/2024 11:29:49 AM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless clues that He does, indeed, exist .)
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On the bright side, she wasn't throwing fēn (分) (Chinese penny) into the jet engines.
14 posted on 07/05/2024 11:37:22 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (“When exposing a crime is treated like a crime, you are being ruled by criminals” – Edward Snowden)
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Probably the only recent airplane screw-up that CAN’T be blamed on DEI, just stupidity.


17 posted on 07/05/2024 11:43:10 AM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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"A woman ran to the back cabin and opened the emergency door, causing everyone on the plane to stay at a hotel"

Wow! All those people got sucked out of the plane and landed on the hotel roof!

18 posted on 07/05/2024 11:47:09 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The country bounces along like Custer on the way to Little Big Horn, thanks to Dear Leader)
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In Eastern Europe a half-century ago, I flew on Soviet-built Ilyushin 18 planes. The NATO code name is “Coot,” a bird also known as a mud hen. A German colleague of mine called it a “Scheissmaschine,” a term I won’t translate.

The cabin was about as luxurious as a city bus. The head was located midships, and when you used it, the sound of the turboprop motors right next to it was deafening.


21 posted on 07/05/2024 12:29:40 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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I describe my last job this way: "I managed an international smuggling network." We were Bible smugglers (among other things).

On one trip to an unnamed country in Asia, we had a team prepare to go through security on arrival, praying silently as they did so. After all, when you have dozens of contraband Bibles in your luggage and everything is being Xrayed, you can't exactly hide it all.

As they approached the security checkpoint, the man immediately in front of them (a little Asian fellow from another country) was asked to put his luggage on the luggage Xray conveyor. Evidently not a frequent flyer, he thought they were asking HIM to go through the luggage Xray. He compliantly climbed up onto the conveyor belt and started crawling into the innards of the Xray.

As you can imagine, this led to more than a bit of commotion/hilarity. Half the security agents were doubled over and howling with laughters, while the rest were going for the man's legs and trying to get him out. The team saw their chance and slipped through the checkpoint without being challenged in the chaos.

23 posted on 07/05/2024 12:53:39 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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will face criminal penalties

a good beating for starters. Very common punishment in China.


28 posted on 07/05/2024 1:14:49 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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Well, on the bright side, at least she wasn’t throwing coins into the engine for good luck.


30 posted on 07/05/2024 2:25:56 PM PDT by rlmorel (In Today's Democrat America, The $5 Dollar Bill is the New $1 Dollar Bill.)
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Potential organ donor.


36 posted on 07/05/2024 4:43:53 PM PDT by PAR35
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First time on a plane?


41 posted on 07/05/2024 5:19:59 PM PDT by popdonnelly (All the enormous crimes in history have been committed by governments.)
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