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To: Red Badger
I describe my last job this way: "I managed an international smuggling network." We were Bible smugglers (among other things).

On one trip to an unnamed country in Asia, we had a team prepare to go through security on arrival, praying silently as they did so. After all, when you have dozens of contraband Bibles in your luggage and everything is being Xrayed, you can't exactly hide it all.

As they approached the security checkpoint, the man immediately in front of them (a little Asian fellow from another country) was asked to put his luggage on the luggage Xray conveyor. Evidently not a frequent flyer, he thought they were asking HIM to go through the luggage Xray. He compliantly climbed up onto the conveyor belt and started crawling into the innards of the Xray.

As you can imagine, this led to more than a bit of commotion/hilarity. Half the security agents were doubled over and howling with laughters, while the rest were going for the man's legs and trying to get him out. The team saw their chance and slipped through the checkpoint without being challenged in the chaos.

23 posted on 07/05/2024 12:53:39 PM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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To: EnderWiggin1970

The Lord works in mysterious (and sometimes funny!) ways................😎


24 posted on 07/05/2024 12:55:50 PM PDT by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

That is HILARIOUS!!

Thanks for taking the time to share the story.


25 posted on 07/05/2024 12:57:29 PM PDT by Freest Republican (There is no tyranny that cannot be justified by imbeciles)
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To: EnderWiggin1970

Great story. Thanks.


34 posted on 07/05/2024 4:16:27 PM PDT by TChad
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