Vegans have to ANNOUNCE their veganism, so they get the attention they crave.
Do you know of any carnivorous people who will suddenly speak up and announce they eat meat?..............
I used to know a woman who would make a big display in nice restaurants (in front of the whole dinner party) telling the waiter that she was a vegetarian and asking if they could ‘do something for her’.
Then she’d go to a cookout, and eat hot dogs...
“Do you know of any carnivorous people who will suddenly speak up and announce they eat meat?.....”
Uhm...”I love the French. They taste like chicken.”
How can you tell if someone is a Vegan?
You don’t, they tell you.
damn! that makes want to go to a vegetarian 12 step program, fall on the floor in tears and proclaim “MY NAME IS LARS AND I EAT MEAT!” as they all say in unison “welcome lars”, but secretly they are all thinking the same thing...”I wonder if Lars knows where to get the perfect brisket?”.