Danish Farmers Facing Carbon Tax for Each ‘Fart’ Cows Make

Daily Fetched ^ | June 26, 2024 | Jason Walsh

[Red Badger]

[laplata]

How are they going to tax all the wild game around the world such as bison, elephants, elk, rhinos, hippo’s, etc?

Those beasts put out a whole lot of gas.

[Lizavetta]

When taxing animal burps and farts becomes a lovely revenue stream for the government guess whose burps and farts they're going to tax next.

Yours.

[wita]

Denmark “will be the first country in the world to introduce a real CO2 tax on agriculture”

Followed shortly thereafter with food riots, and mass hangings of government idiots who chose to introduce a CO2 tax on agriculture.

[workerbee]

Taxation Minister Jeppe Bruus said the aim is part of the globalist push to supposedly reduce greenhouse gas emissions prove how utterly batshit crazy the Left is.

Fixed.

[Carry_Okie]

The most amusing thing about this is that herbivory may be the best way to mitigate release of methane from melting permafrost. Turns out that over-predation and the slow degradation of herding cultures in northern latitudes has allowed vegetative succession to progress uninhibited. That allows more snow accumulation on those surfaces, which inulates the ground from losing geothermal heat into space during winter.

It is an affect that has progressed from Norway to Newfoundland. I guess we could call that earth farting.

[AZJeep]

Denmark has a very intensive, animal based agriculture.
This will be suicide.
They may be importing milk from China soon!

[workerbee]

I suppose Danish universities will now offer degrees in Flatulence Accounting and Fart Economics.

[dfwgator]

First they came for the cars.....

Further proof that this whole Global Warming/Climate Change scam is all about imposing Global Communism on the planet.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Are they going to tax each fart Michael Moore makes when he visits Copenhagen?

[Mark17]

What are the job qualification requirements to get hired on as a Danish cow fart counter?

I could just see it now. “What do you do for a living?” “I count farts.” “You do what?”

[Robert DeLong]

🤣🙂👍

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Hoping there is a liberal assigned to each cow a$$ to count them.

[butlerweave]

Paying a tax on something that is impossible to measure is right from Monty Python ,LOL but it’s just another tax grab so politicians can waste it

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Unless the people wake up to the reality that is a war against them by their governments, and respond accordingly.

[SecondAmendment]

Anyone who starts their push back against the EnviroNazis with “We recognize that there is a climate problem.” is scientifically illiterate, and does not realize that the attack they are trying to defend themselves is purely political, is indented to destroy their business, confiscate their property and end their way of life.

[Bonemaker]

“We will take a big step closer in becoming climate neutral in 2045,” Bruus said.”

You’ll take a big step closer to being the dumbest shits on the planet! Eurotrash.

[M Kehoe]

Coo coo for Coco Puffs.

5.56mm

[Savage Beast]

They have attached an audiodetector to each cow?

[Dr. Franklin]

Don’t feed the cows beans or else the taxes will go up exhorbantly.