I was married to a Swede for more years than I care to remember. Bland is an UNDERSTATEMENT though he managed to be a Grade A Jerk, anyway. ;)
Now I’m with a Norwegian; definitely an upgrade...and I STILL get to keep the Hot Sauce all to myself. :)
Did I ever tell you about the ‘Norwegian Bachelor Brothers’ that were regular customers of mine at Jung’s? They were shopping one day and I was helping them select seeds for their garden and one said, “You look like a hard-workin’ Gal who knows her stuff. We’ve been looking for a WIFE since Ma died...”
OMG! I told them I was FLATTERED (Always Be Closing the sale!), but I was already engaged to another and flashed my ring. They were BOTH deeply saddened, LOL!
(That episode of REAL LIFE still gives me flashbacks to a super-creepy ‘X-Files’ episode! *SHUDDER*!!)
“still gives me flashbacks to a super-creepy ‘X-Files’ episode! *SHUDDER*!!
The episode, “Home”? 😱
Sure! They were looking for a broken in "Hard Working Gal" to take the place of Mom, to garden, cook, get that wintertime paycheck, and do laundry! Yikes!