Posted on 06/11/2024 3:38:01 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
DENVER, CO — In a stunning ruling just before the end of the day that veered away from any legal precedent, the Colorado Supreme Court overturned the criminal conviction handed down to Hunter Biden just this morning.
The court unanimously ruled that the conviction was made in error and vacated the judgment, wiping the guilty verdict off the books and making Hunter Biden an innocent man despite the fact that the Colorado Supreme Court had no jurisdiction over the case.
"The Colorado Supreme Court strikes again," said legal analyst Professor Blake Rumsey. "Though the case was tried in Delaware, the Colorado Supreme Court once again affirmed itself as the highest court in the land. Without standing, of course. But as we've all come to learn, all legal judgments go through Denver. If it doesn't pass the Colorado Supreme Court's test, then it's dead. Nice try, feds. Better luck next time."
Though the Colorado Supreme Court issued no official statement regarding its overturning of the Biden conviction, court insiders provided insight. "Yeah, the judges didn't really know what the case was about," one source said. "They just saw that his last name was ‘Biden' and that he's a Democrat. That was enough for them to throw out this morning's verdict. Now, every court in the country will be forced to abide by the ruling. It is the Colorado Supreme Court, after all."
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I have become a Bee reactionist.
Close to reality!
The NY Bragg Get Trump case had like 9 Constitutional Violations, and now all the leftists are screaming Constitution in Hunter charges which are brought in all 50 States, whereas Trump is the only one in History.
Bidens always get Special Treatment
Imagine if donors were paying for all Trump’s legal bills
Did they all receive free Hunter Biden finger paintings?
despite the fact that the Colorado Supreme Court had no jurisdiction over the case.“
Then why listen to this court? It’s order can have no force.
It's The Bee, it's order can have Farce!
Just the Hunter Biden finger...
Had to double check.
OMG...this is the second time I saw those headlines. I was so mad did not read it. This time I did read it ......THE BEE. I totally believed the headlines, that is how insane the world has become.
You are smart to double check.
I thought the SDNY was the law of the land. Or maybe it was the Ninth Circus Court in Kali. Or maybe MSNBC. We are blessed to have these judicial geniuses looking out for us.
The BEE is hilarious. The reason so is it’s satire hits so close to home of the truth of the current day.
JMO, but Hunter will be sentenced harshly, just like Trump will be. Because "no one is above the Law", Joe will throw Hunter under the bus!
After the election (no matter who wins), Hunter's conviction and looming punishment will go away like it never happened.
IANAL, so I can't explain exactly how he will skate, but he will --- without serving even a minute of jail time.
We'll have to wait and see.
Ummm, you know this article is satire, right?
Stung by the Bee again. I would think I would not take a page of reading to figure it out.
“I thought the SDNY was the law of the land. Or maybe it was the Ninth Circus Court in Kali. Or maybe MSNBC.”
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Fool, everyone knows that it’s the hosts of The View.
So when are they going to rule that unrestricted abortions are the law of the land and the taxpayers must pay for all of them?
After all, it IS the supreme court of Colorado ya’ know?
You really didn’t catch that it’s from the Bee... Really?
Egad. You are, of course, correct...
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