[Blueflag]

This is akin to the guys who drive a Platinum or King Ranch F-X50s, with a chassis lift and big tires, plus all the right stickers with bull n@ts hanging from the trailer hitch ... and the truck has NEVER been off the pavement and there’s no mud, anywhere. I have even seen shiny tire spray on some. Pavement Princesses. Same for some Jeeps.

Posers.

Out where we live, we drive trucks cuz we need them, and they are part of our tools-kits. Mine stays dirty and gets washed by the rain. It works for a living. I *do* wash it twice a year to keep my wife happy.

Also, one look at a person’s cowboy boots and the condition/wear thereof will tell you if they ever get their hands dirty.

[Red Badger]

Also, one look at a person’s cowboy boots and the condition/wear thereof will tell you if they ever get their hands dirty.

You mean the professional manicure isn't enough?.............

[nomorelurker]

“This is akin to the guys who drive a Platinum or King Ranch F-X50s, with a chassis lift and big tires, plus all the right stickers with bull n@ts hanging from the trailer hitch ... and the truck has NEVER been off the pavement and there’s no mud, anywhere. I have even seen shiny tire spray on some. Pavement Princesses. Same for some Jeeps.”

I’m going to steal the “Pavement Princess” term, lol.
They also can’t seem to park them.

[gundog]

Does your truck have a big ol’ cow dent in the side?