Masked porch pirate snatches package as stunned FedEx driver looks on seconds after delivery

nypost.com ^ | June 9, 2024 | Jorge Fitz-Gibbon

[V_TWIN]

This sticky-figured porch pirate could barely wait until the package was delivered.

The brazen masked Columbus, Ohio, crook snatched the goods just seconds after it was plopped down on the porch — the stunned FedEx driver looking on in disbelief.

[Tom Tetroxide]

Do I have to look or is it the usual suspects?

[Bigg Red]

Thanks for the link.

FTA: ...sticky-figured porch pirate....

####
How lazy can this reporter be that he can’t even proofread his first phrase.

[woodbutcher1963]

We did the same thing with the stocking truck from the FISH HATCHERY back in the day.

Follow the truck. See where the Fish & Game officer dumps in the trout. Then go fish there the same or next day.

[V_TWIN]

Actually it looks like a white guy