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Banana Republics Starting To Feel Kinda Bad For United States
The Bee ^ | June 1, 2024 | Staff

Posted on 06/03/2024 8:49:16 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

Banana republics from across the globe have begun to feel a bit bad for the United States, and wondering if perhaps they ought to do something to help.

"It's sad. I mean we have sham trials here too, but at least we have bananas," said dictator Omar Carrillo. "I just really feel for them, you know?"

According to sources, several banana republics have begun to express concern that the corruption in America has gotten out of hand. "When we do show trials to destroy opposition candidates, we still charge them with crimes that at least exist. I mean, come on," said General Jose Cavazos. "We also at least pretend that justice was done, instead of just smirking at the press and walking away. That's so mean-spirited, right? We at least give our population false hope instead of just spitting in their faces."

At publishing time, the banana republics had decided to help America by sending troops to help monitor the election for fairness, and also a bunch of bananas.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
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Finally some concerned US Allies turn out to help the US Government bring JustUs to the World!
1 posted on 06/03/2024 8:49:16 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Feel bad, or are envious?


2 posted on 06/03/2024 8:50:03 AM PDT by CatOwner (Don't expect anyone, even conservatives, to have your back when the SHTF in 2021 and beyond.)
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To: CatOwner

There are some human behaviors even demons find odious and impossible to view without turning away in disgust.

They are, after all, angels by nature.


3 posted on 06/03/2024 8:55:49 AM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: Navy Patriot

Banana republic Columbian judge gonna do what third world judges do.


4 posted on 06/03/2024 9:19:40 AM PDT by DaveyB (Live free or die!)
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To: Navy Patriot

On a more serious note, I wonder if those on the jury are proud of what they’ve done or feel mislead and used?


5 posted on 06/03/2024 9:22:58 AM PDT by sjmjax
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To: Navy Patriot

From the satire article:

“We also at least pretend that justice was done, instead of just smirking at the press and walking away.”

I’ve been looking for a good thread to say this; you can always trust Biden to do the exact wrong thing, and he did it in spades. Of all the things for a President to do when asked about someone claiming to be a political prisoner, smirking was the last thing a cognizant, intelligent person would do.


6 posted on 06/03/2024 10:44:18 AM PDT by suthener ( )
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To: sjmjax

Two of the jurors were lawyers! What kind of ethics and professionalism do you think they displayed while serving on the jury? But then you could say that they “just followed orders”.


7 posted on 06/03/2024 3:10:10 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (We used to be a Republic, we are now a Fascist Klepto-Thugocracy.)
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To: Navy Patriot

8 posted on 06/03/2024 4:48:42 PM PDT by Boomer (If the Nazi-Rats and Rinos win, everyone loses. The Uniparty can no longer claim they are American.)
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To: sjmjax
I wonder if those on the jury are proud of what they’ve done or feel mislead and used?

I honestly believe the only two possibilities are:

They are genuine Morons, or

They are Evil persons cooperating with other Evil persons, all of whom are irredeemable.

9 posted on 06/04/2024 11:00:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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