Posted on 06/03/2024 8:49:16 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
Banana republics from across the globe have begun to feel a bit bad for the United States, and wondering if perhaps they ought to do something to help.
"It's sad. I mean we have sham trials here too, but at least we have bananas," said dictator Omar Carrillo. "I just really feel for them, you know?"
According to sources, several banana republics have begun to express concern that the corruption in America has gotten out of hand. "When we do show trials to destroy opposition candidates, we still charge them with crimes that at least exist. I mean, come on," said General Jose Cavazos. "We also at least pretend that justice was done, instead of just smirking at the press and walking away. That's so mean-spirited, right? We at least give our population false hope instead of just spitting in their faces."
At publishing time, the banana republics had decided to help America by sending troops to help monitor the election for fairness, and also a bunch of bananas.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Feel bad, or are envious?
There are some human behaviors even demons find odious and impossible to view without turning away in disgust.
They are, after all, angels by nature.
Banana republic Columbian judge gonna do what third world judges do.
On a more serious note, I wonder if those on the jury are proud of what they’ve done or feel mislead and used?
From the satire article:
“We also at least pretend that justice was done, instead of just smirking at the press and walking away.”
I’ve been looking for a good thread to say this; you can always trust Biden to do the exact wrong thing, and he did it in spades. Of all the things for a President to do when asked about someone claiming to be a political prisoner, smirking was the last thing a cognizant, intelligent person would do.
Two of the jurors were lawyers! What kind of ethics and professionalism do you think they displayed while serving on the jury? But then you could say that they “just followed orders”.
I honestly believe the only two possibilities are:
They are genuine Morons, or
They are Evil persons cooperating with other Evil persons, all of whom are irredeemable.
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