[Tell It Right]

Maybe Tyson is still choking on Holyfield’s ear.

[doorgunner69]

Maybe it was someone or something he ate on the flight?

[bk1000]

Did he have the fish?

[lee martell]

That’s what happens when you eat more than 3 bags of
Flamin’ Hot Fritos, washing down with a liter of blue Gatorade.
You are 57 y/o, Mike. So is your stomach lining! //

[Reno89519]

Ah, but the rapist did not die. Too bad.

[Ken Regis]

What did he eat on the plane?

[posterchild]

I’m glad Dr. Tyson is ok, but i am surprised at the stewardess comment about concern for him because he is ‘important.’ What care do less ‘important’ passengers get?

[joesbucks]

Bite off a spoiled ear?

[NWFree]

Interest must be low. More drama required

[jonrick46]

Stomach ulcer: too many punches to the tummy.

[llevrok]

raising pigeons is very stressful and can cause ulcers.

[dfwgator]

[ArcadeQuarters]

If Mike Tyson dies, Jake Paul’s chance of winning rise from 0% to 1%.

[irishjuggler]

Mr. Tyson reportedly spends most of his waking hours these days smoking cannabis. His inability to do that on a commercial flight may have had something to do with his distress.

[rhinohunter]

He’s old Jim.

[alstewartfan]

The loser of the bout will be laid near the cannon at Ft. Marcy Park, as a commemoration for the 31st anniversary of the suicide of Jeffrey Epstein... err, I mean Vince Foster. Both clearly suicides.

[minnesota_bound]

Did he eat any of the airplane food?....

[Deadeye Division]

Paul vs. Tyson will now take place on Friday, November 15.