Posted on 05/23/2024 8:14:29 AM PDT by Red Badger
It's a religion. Always was.
“George Floyd died for each and every one of us. He was God’s chosen vessel.” Things get weird at ASU as they unveil an exhibit in Floyd’s memory.
Oh Praise Thee, Most Holy Floyd, Patron Saint of Fentanyl!
In the past, godly men and women were chosen to be honored by church leaders for their close walk with Jesus Christ. They healed the sick, defied tyrants, modeled virtue, traveled over land and sea to reach the lost, and helped the poor and oppressed.
But today, in the Year of Our Floyd 4, we honor violent serial convicts who point guns at pregnant women, use counterfeit money, and resist arrest while sitting in a car with their drug dealer. We even honor the holy relics that were used in their cause!
We praise the holy toxicology report that showed the virtuous elements of fentanyl, meth, weed, nicotine, and caffeine all in one body at one moment in time, and pray for the transubstantiation of his body into ours.
You see, George Floyd goes beyond the saints. Only the messiah, the savior of the world - God incarnate - died for each and every one of us.
Replying to @FrontlinesTPUSA
One of the displays draws parallels to religious figures, with George Floyd wearing a crown of thorns. Why does the left continue to lift up and idolize a man we know was a convicted criminal?
As the woman at the exhibit said, the red is for Floyd's blood, shed for us, and the white represents the purification from our sins!
As it is written in the Holy Book of Floyd:
"He was knelt on for our transgressions, he was handcuffed for our iniquities; the punishment that brought us peace was on him, and by his overdose we are healed."
That picture looks like the contents of my toilet this morning, before I flushed it.
Better go see a doctor.....STAT!.................
He was an altogether ugly man, wasn’t he?
Our universities are trash. We don’t need to fund this anymore.
Boomer Bait. Just trying to get those clicks.
A good Cop was sent to prison doing his duty arresting Floyd to protect society.
Convicted criminal is one thing. Many people fall into that category and go on to lead productive lives. This guy was ghetto trash who was on his way to another conviction before all the foreign chemicals in his body said it was time to check out.
Was that done by the same person who “restored” the religious painting that we had so much amusement over here on FR about 10 years ago?
Congratulations to George Floyd, for four years of sobriety.
George Floyd’s blood contained fentanyl and norfentanyl of 11 ng and 5.6, ng respectively, about 3X higher than levels that most medical science considers necessary to declare a death as an “overdose.”
🙄..................Could be!...................
No crime in the last 4 years.
Probably a good thing he was not resurrected, then.
My thoughts exactly.
Ahhh...yes. Saint George, The Floyd (the fentanyl king) raising its ugly head again.
Apparently, he died for us all making him kinda like Jesus???
These people are morons.
Looks like most colleges have become totally useless when it comes to real education.
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