Posted on 05/07/2024 1:46:27 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
XINJIANG, CHINA — Thanks to the recent uptick in awareness of worldwide injustices and inequalities, Uighur slaves are struggling to keep up with the demand for more Palestinian headscarves.
The traditional keffiyeh is the square cotton scarf that is being worn on liberal college campuses around the United States in solidarity with the Free Palestine resistance movement. Unfortunately, those headscarves aren't affordable to poor college students unless the manufacturing is outsourced to Uighur slaves in China.
"We are really glad that college kids are paying attention to unfair and oppressive conditions around the world," said one Uighur, Aygul Ablet, through her prison bars to a translator. "It's certainly increased our workload, but it's all for a good cause I guess."
"When boss man says make 2,000 scarves by Friday afternoon to hit quota or else we will get hit, it really motivates us all," chimed in Dilshat Muhemmet. "We all need something that keeps us going. For some, it's 'Free Palestine.' But for us, it's a big scary man with a baton."
At publishing time, the prison camp of Uighur slaves received an order to make 20,000 Che Guevara t-shirts also by Friday.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Here they stick it to Communist Chinese Policy, Radical Islamist Groups, Prog Socialist Marxism and Palestinian Terrorists.
Soon they will all show up at garage sales for people to purchase to shine their shoes.
3rd World Problems
Have they stopped making Hamas flags with their logo, “We kill Jews on Saturday, and Christians on Sunday”? I need six by next Friday for the cookout.
This is comedy gold, I tell ya!
Wouldn’t some pieces of used toilet paper work just as well?
At first I thought it was real until I saw the BB link.
Who knows, maybe they really do make the scarves there?
Good thing these girls have mommy’s credit card.
Sew faster you dregs!
I’d love to sit in on their brainstorming sessions.
The Bee’s satire is, often, indistinguishable from reality.
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