Woman, 25, claims she has 'married' a six-foot-tall Halloween DOLL, claiming she is now in a polyamorous romance with the toy and her zombie doll 'wife' - and trio is 'expecting their 11th child'

daily mail ^ | 4/8/2024 | By NOVA M BAJAMONTI

[RummyChick]

A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.

The 25-year-old previously tied the knot with a zombie doll named Kelly Rossi, who she claims is 16 years her senior, in 2018.

But Felicity fell head over heels for Robert, allegedly 26, soon after the wedding ceremony - and now the trio are in a polyamorous relationship.

[RummyChick]

[RummyChick]

I dont know if this is someone who is just looking for attention or if she really believes this craziness

[LukeL]

Is that Mary Hartmann?

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Well, she got her attention.

[rdl6989]

She’s crazy.

[Darksheare]

Mental illness being celebrated.

[BikerJoe]

“expecting their 11th child”...are they all cabbage patch kids?

[JZelle]

I like pumpkins.

[Sicon]

I don’t think the Crazy/Hot Matrix has an area where this woman belongs.

[Menehune56]

Appears to be a very disturbed person.

[sjmjax]

I’m not sure that the Crazy-Hot Matrix is capable of handling something like that.
We’re off into another dimension. Rod Serling territory.

[Dutch Boy]

It’s sometimes too hard to tell. People like that could just be doing performance art or they could be completely insane. Either way, I celebrate every day I don’t see these freaks in my personal life.

[RummyChick]

Felicity revealed that she proposed to Robert as she explained: 'I placed a ring on his finger and he looked at me and asked, "Are you asking me to marry you?" I said, "Yes."'

[RckyRaCoCo]

Now her friends are sausage meat...

E-I-E-I-O

[Ed Condon]

I hope Robert is not a wife beater, it might be hard to ‘splane to a cop answering the domestic abuse call.

[Angelino97]

Must be nice to be the good-looking one in the family.

[oldasrocks]

The real question is. I she collecting welfare and food stamps on all of them?

[Fuzz]

It is. But also a burden.

[RummyChick]

one commentor said her therapist she talks about in the article must be a doll.

I would like to know how this even became a story.. did she submit it to the papers to see if anyone would pick it up.

[SpaceBar]

Modern psychiatric medicine has absolutely failed us.

The best they can do is a pill, words of encouragement, and release into normal society.