I'm not defective! I'm not defective! I'm not! I'm not! I'm not!
Posted on 03/31/2024 6:10:46 AM PDT by Twotone
U.S. — Despite holding a narrow lead in the Senate amid a hotly contested election year, Democrats have issued a nationwide Fetterman recall to address documented instances of malfunctions from the Pennsylvania senator.
Democratic leaders reportedly held high-level meetings to discuss potential solutions for the issue of John Fetterman failing to advocate for the party's prescribed positions and regularly acting counter to his manufacturer's programming, leading to a full recall being issued.
"We thought he'd be a reliable Democrat, but he's just not functioning correctly," said one Democrat official. "Once a product starts to fail in its intended purpose, it can become dangerous. We needed to get out ahead of this problem and issue a nationwide Fetterman recall to avoid things getting worse. Hopefully, we can round up all of the Fetterman out in circulation and keep it from causing any more issues."
Questions began to arise about Fetterman's safety and reliability shortly after he was elected and only intensified following his health issues and subsequent deviation from Democratic Party positions. "We advise everyone to be aware of the potential danger Fetterman now poses," another top Democrat consultant said. "We can no longer vouch for his ability to perform the proper functions he was programmed with, so it's best to steer clear of him and make sure he gets returned to the manufacturer for maintenance."
At publishing time, Democrats were preparing to issue a gag order to prevent Fetterman from causing any additional incidents that may pose a threat to the party's agenda until he could be reprogrammed.
good to get confirmation that I’m not crazy I’ve had several “this guys starting to make sense” incident’s lately
Can’t have a Democrat sta ding up for Jews now can we? Git him outta here! They scream!
Fascinating.
The one Democrat who is famous for having a stroked-damaged brain is the one Democrat who actually uses his brain to think instead of just reciting the Democrat party line.
At least there’s hope for stroke victims. Too bad most Democrats aren’t stroke victims.
What’s their excuse?
That would be almost as bad as non-GOP Joooos! standing up for Jooos! The horror. The horror. Hug me, Bernie Sanders. Make the bad thoughts go away!/s
This gargoyle never should have been elected in the first place.
What will happen if there is a recall is same as what happened in California every time a recall effort was (rightfully) waged against criminal-loving DA George Gascon in Los Angeles - the petitions were denied b/c of “too many fraudulent signatures” (I doubt they were even checked). Two such efforts have been thwarted so far.
Demonrats on fetterman before he was elected: “He’s fine! Never been healthier! Stroke? What Choo talking bout stroke...He’s fine!!”
Demonrats on fetterman now:”What the H is wrong with this guy? He’s CRAZY!!”
Bee afraid..Bee very afraid
“... his manufacturer’s programming”
They had me completely fooled until this statement, then I finally looked at the source.
Bee real would you?
For the crime of Making Sense While Democrat
What would happen if he switched to independent (I would say repub but that will not happen)? Would he be able to avoid this recall?
The country would welcome a switch to the GOP. He’s got maore cajones than many GOP senators.
They almost got me. 🐝
Diversity and inclusiveness. Jews need not apply.
WRONG TARGET
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