BREAKING: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy EXPLODES

X ^ | 3/23/24 | Simon Ateba

[JoSixChip]

BREAKING: President Volodymyr Zelenskyy (@ZelenskyyUa) EXPLODES, blasts Putin and 'scums' in Russia and elsewhere trying to blame Ukraine for a strange terrorist attack that left nearly 150 people dead near Moscow on Friday.

[JoSixChip]

This is what a corrupt dictator at the end of his reign sounds like.

[Jane Long]

Paid actor.

[brownsfan]

Oh, darn, I was hoping he really exploded, like spontaneous human combustion.

[cotton1706]

Olive God has a tantrum.

[EEGator]

For those hopeful, not literal.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Does he want more money?

[Sacajaweau]

Agree

[Reno89519]

Where does he retire to, France? Maybe Ethiopia? When?

[devere]

You mean Putin? No unfortunately Putin is still with us.

[EEGator]

Palm Beach.

[Starboard]

“Does he want more money?”

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That’s a given. He never stops demanding more.

[C210N]

[NTHockey]

Anywhere but Delaware; we have enough corrupt politicians here already.

[dforest]

Nah, it is the large amount of cocaine talking....as usual.

[tennmountainman]

“That’s a given. He never stops demanding more”

The Ukie Gay Actor/President always wants more money.

[silverleaf]

This could be what was desired by whoever set this up….pit Zelensky and Putin against each other, heighten tensions and suspicions even more.

[grey_whiskers]

Thanks for the clickbait title.

I was expecting a Khinzal missile strike.

[Obadiah]

Her is, of course, an actor playing a part.

[SaxxonWoods]

The sound of a man who knows the end is near, grasping at straws as he goes under.

[BobL]

All I know is that the terrorists made a bee-line for Ukraine, a direction which is flooded by Russian military and police, whereas going towards Europe would have been much easier and only slightly longer.

So who likely promised them safe passage to Ukraine?