[sasquatch]

Knock your self out.

[Sir_Humphrey]

When he said he was about to "blow up the bathroom": An obvious bomb threat.

I can't stop laughing. Now that's funny!!!!

[Liz]

If you actually agree with any of Trump’s terrifying statements
listed here, then you are already on an FBI no-fly “watch list.”

<><>he told an actor to “break a leg”: Wishing physical pain and suffering on a true-blue Hollywood entertainer is no laughing matter.
<><>said Mar-a-Lago’s chocolate cake was “to die for” code for fanatical followers to perish for his cause.
<><>said he was going to “crush the competition”: inhumanely announcing plans to kill his competitors.
<><>told Kevin McAllister in Home Alone 2 that the lobby was “down the hall and to the left”: Clearly code for all-out genocide against the political left.
<><>said the NY Jets were “getting slaughtered”: cravenly planning to murder the team.
<><>he said “Make America Great Again”: harkens back to times of great bloodshed.
<><>told Melania she looked “drop-dead gorgeous”: and Stormy thinks she’s get problems.

[Allegra]

The WaPo is kicking themselves that the Bee wrote this first. 😏

[gitmo]

I died laughing. 🤣