[where's_the_Outrage?]

My first thought was why anyone would want an alligator that big, but after reading the guy owned it for over 30 years and the government changed the rules, I'm in his corner.

Excessive government strikes again.

[kiryandil]

When you get "the letter from the gubbmint".

Heads they win, tails you lose.

[Hyman Roth]

If alligators 🐊 are outlawed……..

[null and void]

I assume you know nussing, nussing about this...

[HartleyMBaldwin]

“numerous health issues,” including blindness in two eyes

Out of how many eyes?

[metmom]

The department added that the alligator has “numerous health issues,” including blindness in two eyes and complications with its spine.

Only TWO of its eyes? What about the rest of them?

Or could someone learn to write and say *both its eyes*?

[frank ballenger]

I wonder what triggered all that violence? He seems so gentle. I see what it is. Nobody has ever just sat down and honestly talked to that (gator).
-—Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy

[Captain Peter Blood]

There’s a lot more to the story that is being published, and that alligator had been abused. It had a number of health problems because it had not been outside in the sunlight. The guy hadn’t clean the alligator pool in seven years and a lot of other things.

[xoxox]

prolly found it in the subway when it was young.

[Beowulf9]

Bring that lil guy to Texas and let him go in the Rio Grande!