[DallasBiff]

Goats the natural lawn mowers.

[blackdog]

So?

[Fury]

Looks like mostly Boers.

[TLI]

"They eat the species, and you’ll have them fertilize the land as well, so it's more natural," said Debrecht."

Fertilize?

That contains carbon emission.

CAAAAAAARBON!

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[Ezekiel]

"This is a mess," an officer is heard saying on body camera video.

It was a gruff statement, but he ended up eating his words.

[EinNYC]

Boy, that’s a LOT of goats! How big is the area they are supposed to clear?

[Bob434]

I don’t know how I goat here.

[curdogmen]

a nightmare we have almost every night...we got 70 pregnant does that will give birth in a few weeks and 3 bucks in a pasture right now...now well have daymares

[T-Bird45]

The local recently-arrived “guests of FJB” will be looking to acquire the young goats for cabrito.

[mdmathis6]

sounds like a Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d problem!

[Verginius Rufus]

This is Arlington, Texas, as in Texas Rangers, not Arlington, VA, or one of the many other Arlingtons.

[deport]

Back in the day when I was growing up we used to keep goats
around our property to keep the bushes trimmed.

[BipolarBob]

When young, I foolishly flew to Pamplona for the running of the goats and narrowly escaped with my life.

[glennaro]

Many thanks for posting. Please be sure to include the state in the title (or in the posted text).

[Hiddigeigei]

"Goats the natural lawn mowers."
Years ago we had a miniature goat named Barbecue (we called her Barbie); a fun affectionate little creature. The limbs and leaves on trees in our backyard had a cutoff line just at the level she could reach standing on her hind legs. She was a sweet thing, I miss her.