If she’s this angry about not getting free Mubambo dip, imagine how angry she is going to be when she when the fast food outlet closes its doors and she lives in a food desert.
Another result of a purposely ill-educated person brought up to believe they’re owed an existence without learning civilized behavior. Can’t kill or harm them, but tranquilizer darting and perhaps some permanent marker fun and wardrobe alteration without physical damage so they might “get it”?
Let me tell you - wood chippers are horrible to clean non-cellulose materials out of and you can’t turn them back into a rental place with all that goopy DNA all over.