[vpintheak]

I guess we now know what the new election variant will be.

[MattMusson]

It’s Mad Cow disease. It is spread by eating cow or deer brains. It would only a problem if people are other people’s brains.

[bray]

The only cure is mail-in ballots.

[airborne]

They will only release the latest variant after they have given all the elitists the antidote.

[usurper]

I guess we now know what the new election variant will be.

Historically, pandemics hit the world once every other century. Now its every other week.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Obviously all the whitetails are going to have to get mail-in ballots. They better hurry before they drop dead, though. The dropboxes are already set up and ready to go in:
* Deer, Arizona
* Deer, Arkansas
* Killdeer, North Dakota (I have heard the deer are objecting to this one)
* Lame Deer, Montana (the deer are feeling insulted by this one)
* Deer Park, Texas
* Deer Park, Washington
* Deer Park, New York
* Deerfield, Illinois