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Joe Biden Sees Shadow, Attempts To Shake Its Hand
Babylon Bee ^ | Feb 2, 2024 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/04/2024 3:31:56 PM PST by george76

WASHINGTON, DC — Organizers of the Presidential Groundhog Day Celebration report President Biden did, in fact, see his shadow after emerging from the West Wing late Tuesday Morning and immediately attempted to shake its hand.

"Hey lookathat," Biden commented to no one in particular. "It's old Bill whatshisname. C'mere Bill, let me shake your hand. Where'd you go, Bill?"

White House staff spent the better part of the morning trying to corral the President back indoors after photographers caught Biden chasing his own shadow around the historic Rose Garden with his arm awkwardly outstretched. At one point, Jill Biden grabbed her husband by the arm and escorted him away from the front gates.

"The President was definitely not trying to shake the hand of his shadow," White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre commented. "He was just getting a little morning exercise like all the young, energetic, totally alive presidents before him have done. He would never mistake his own shadow for say, an old college roommate. That's a vicious right-wing lie."

As of publishing time, Biden had predicted another 6 weeks of ‘winterburgenphdtughergh' before heading inside for a five-hour nap.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee

1 posted on 02/04/2024 3:31:56 PM PST by george76
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To: george76

(pResident Biden did, in fact, see his shadow)

6 more months of stupidity, gaffes and confusion (actually more than that but you know...)


2 posted on 02/04/2024 3:35:47 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: george76

"It's old Bill whatshisname. C'mere Bill, let me shake your hand. Where'd you go, Bill?"

3 posted on 02/04/2024 3:46:55 PM PST by silent_jonny (Mene, mene, tekel, upharsin, Joe. The feet are at the door (Acts 5:9) 9-18-21)
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To: george76

Even Phil chortled WTF.


4 posted on 02/04/2024 3:57:49 PM PST by PGalt (Past Peak Civilization?)
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To: george76

What, he didn’t try to sniff its hair? Must’ve been sundowning already


5 posted on 02/04/2024 4:17:02 PM PST by verum ago (I figure some people must truly be in love, for only love can be so blind.)
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To: george76

So, six more weeks of winter?


6 posted on 02/04/2024 4:43:07 PM PST by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: george76

Good one......


7 posted on 02/04/2024 4:45:08 PM PST by Thank You Rush ( )
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