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Harrison Ford Officially Replaced as Indiana Jones
insidethemagic.net ^ | January 19, 2024 | by Jeremy Hanna

Posted on 01/22/2024 7:16:09 AM PST by Red Badger

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1 posted on 01/22/2024 7:16:09 AM PST by Red Badger
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Indiana Jones is now a black lesbian.


2 posted on 01/22/2024 7:18:07 AM PST by glorgau
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I liked the first and third ones.
Two was iffy, four was Prometheus level trash, and I will never see 5.


3 posted on 01/22/2024 7:18:27 AM PST by EEGator
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Like James Bond.


4 posted on 01/22/2024 7:19:20 AM PST by EEGator
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Disney owns the rights? So the new Indiana Jones obviously will be a transsexual black Islamic midget


5 posted on 01/22/2024 7:19:39 AM PST by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary Clinton remains free, the USA will never have equal justice under the law)
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Who cares?


6 posted on 01/22/2024 7:20:03 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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To: Red Badger

Tom Hardy would be a good replacement.


7 posted on 01/22/2024 7:20:23 AM PST by cnsmom
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The day approaches when AI will be able to create actors. They will never age. They could makes 50 Indiana Jones movies over a period of a century, if the public continues to want to see them. The AI actor could look and sound liked Harrison Ford, or Tom Cruise — or it could be a completely new construct that is made-to-order. But if the people like it, they can have it fresh and new until the seas run dry.


8 posted on 01/22/2024 7:20:39 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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Indiana Jones is now an obese LOC (Lesbian of Color).


9 posted on 01/22/2024 7:20:48 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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Do you think it is time to move on from Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones?

It's time to move on from Indiana Jones. Can't Hollywood come up with any new ideas?

10 posted on 01/22/2024 7:21:01 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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Big Bang Theory: Amy ruins the Indiana Jones franchise.

(3 minute clip)

https://youtu.be/kWE6M-rhh2U

11 posted on 01/22/2024 7:21:03 AM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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12 posted on 01/22/2024 7:21:06 AM PST by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: EEGator

Totally agree.


13 posted on 01/22/2024 7:21:52 AM PST by Fish Speaker (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? Oh, and, "Let's Go Brandon!")
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Well, our beloved Indiana is 80 years old, right? He’s had a phenomenal run and brought a lot of entertainment to millions.


14 posted on 01/22/2024 7:22:04 AM PST by EinNYC
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I was trying to think of a good replacement. Tom Hardy would be excellent, IMO!


15 posted on 01/22/2024 7:22:05 AM PST by jeffc (Resident of the free State of Florida)
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Disney owns the rights? So the new Indiana Jones obviously will be a transsexual black Islamic midget

Magical creature!

16 posted on 01/22/2024 7:22:10 AM PST by Bayard
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i was rooting for Shia LeBeouf to secede Ford, but alas, it was not to be.

one was best, two was one big stunt, three was return to what made one best, four for the dough, five to drive the stake through the heart of the beast.


17 posted on 01/22/2024 7:22:33 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world or something )
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John Williams’ scores will be replaced with psytrance music.


18 posted on 01/22/2024 7:23:21 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (THE ISSUE IS NEVER THE ISSUE. THE REVOLUTION IS THE ISSUE.)
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You can be sure if another Indiana Jones movie is made, Indiana Jones won’t be a White Male.


19 posted on 01/22/2024 7:23:33 AM PST by Bon of Babble (You Say You Want a Revolution?)
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To: glorgau

A male black lesbian


20 posted on 01/22/2024 7:24:35 AM PST by AppyPappy (Biden told Al Roker "America is back". Unfortunately, he meant back to the 1970's)
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