Posted on 01/19/2024 7:35:58 AM PST by Navy Patriot
DAVOS — Members and invited attendees of this week's World Economic Forum's annual summit in Davos, Switzerland capped off yet another monumental event with the traditional virgin sacrifice to weather gods to prevent climate change.
The closing ceremony, complete with dancing natives and the chanting of ancient incantations, was met with a combination of reverence and celebration as the WEF's gathering of global powerbrokers offered up yet another young virgin to appease the climate gods.
"May the blood of this young woman grant us favor in your eyes!" shouted WEF Founder and Executive Chairman Klaus Schwab as the young woman ritualistically met her end. "Accept her soul as payment for our great sins against our planet and bless us with a year full of bountiful crickets and abundant mealworms. May the fate of a large percentage of humanity be the same as this virgin."
The WEF summit, which featured the usual mixture of high-level discussions among political and industrial leaders from around the world, bizarre displays, and cocktail hours featuring punch and Li'l Smokies, successfully mapped out the coming year of human existence before closing the week with the ceremonial virgin bloodletting. "It wouldn't be a WEF event without someone being sacrificed to the gods," said one proud attendee. "Praise be to Klaus Schwab and the deities who thirst for peasant blood."
At publishing time, following the conclusion of the sacrifice, attendees departed with their WEF gift bags full of fudge, body lotion, and detailed instructions on the roles they would each play in the further degradation of Western Civilization.
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Gretta’s a virgin?
No surprise there...
The earth is going to end in 2012. Oh wait!
Nicely done by the Bee!
Virgin?
In Davos?..................
I don’t see a tag line. Did you sacrifice it?
These rich capitalist elitists whine and throw tantrums about the “poor” people suffering from “climate change” caused by Capitalist Whitey and who they need “climate change” reparations. HOWEVER, the buffoons and goons celebrate their “summits” in Switzerland during the winter with all their artsy fartsy pals. Why don’t they meet in the jungles of Africa or in the Amazon? Hmmmmm? They need to get a little closer to the stuff that they are pissin’ and moanin’ about.
These guys are not capitalists. They abhor a truly market economy. At best, these useless pustules on humanity’s bunghole are fascists and wannabe feudal lords.
In Davos?..................
Exactly. They must have imported...
The first post is special. You can’t ping anyone, and your tagline doesn’t show.
Or she lied.........................
Sounds about par for the course for these Godless Globalists
(Nicely done by the Bee!)
Satire too close to reality
Worked for the Inca Empire or one of them down there , LOL
I know this is satire, but what makes it effective is that these evil nutbags could actually do this in the name of “diversity and inclusion” very soon.
Thanks for letting everyone know.
No, I screwed up not remembering that the Tagline does not post on Post #1, only thereafter.
I should have immediately posted a comment to myself so it would show.
My apologies.
Because they outlawed DDT and the Mosquito borne diseases will kill 'em dead like the native children they murder.
I have been on this forum for many years and this is the first time I have ever heard of that. I have not started a thread since I created a tagline. Good to know. Thanks!
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