Oklahoma lawmaker wants animal control to take furries from public schools: ‘Send them to the pound’

New York Post via MSN ^ | January 17, 2024 | Katherine Donlevy

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State Rep. Justin Humphrey introduced a bill on Tuesday that would ban furries from public schools across the state — and allow animal control to round up those who defy the proposed law.

“Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities,” House Bill 3084 states.

The legislation would require parents or guardians to pick up their child from school. Otherwise, “animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student,” the bill states...

The proposed law would allow animal control to pick children up from school if their parents don’t.

“I don’t want to see some kid go into the bathroom in a litter box, in the kitty litter...

“If they’re gonna be animals. Let’s send them to the pound, let’s send them home. How do you teach a cat math?”

There are an estimated 250,000 people in the US who identify as “furries,” a subculture whose members enjoy dressing up as cartoonish animals, sometimes as a sexual fetish but more often as a fun escape.

[Scrambler Bob]

Maybe a nearby VietNamese resturant could pick some up from that PETA shelter.